Joshua Wetjen

This Aquaman Costume is of the Utmost Quality and Fits Like a Glove

uncannycarl

0.5/5 stars

The crotch pulls hella tight—worse than discomfort but just shy of agony. My vitals obvious to passersby in bright lighting—embarrassing. Less visible outside the velvet rope in the alleyway entrance to the hipster Beacon Club annual Heroes Costume Ball!!! where I got stood up, though. Rachel. She ghosted me—no Halloween pun intended. I came on too strong, I assume. I got excited I bought this costume (on sale 30% off—Superman sold out) to compliment her as Wonder Woman. I texted her the tracking number and a photo of me and several vintage panels of rare Aquaman feats, like his legendary melee facing a Maarzon warrior. Then the ongoing pull on my crotch reminded me our lot in this life is to suffer. I rate half a star.

lsmith

no stars

Not at all like the recent film reboot starring Jason Momoa. A sh***y attempt of the old timey OG version with golden scales on top and green tights below. No one will get who you are. The scales aren’t scales, just curved lines.

jennys

4/5 stars

Bought this in kids’ size for my son who watches Super Friends on his iPad. He loves it. He cried when I said he couldn’t wear it to swimming lessons at the Y, tho. :-)

uncannycarl

5/5 stars

The polyester clinging one piece faded—after one wash the scales disappeared. What happened with it then—I needed one more layer to go paintballing in the woods—an invite from Rachel who I hadn’t heard from in a year since I asked her out. What’s great—the costume kept me warm under my jeans and flannel! What’s not great—Rachel kissed Max from the front office at my job before they got into his Subaru as I discharged my last round at my friend Rob who fell off a tree branch. Rachel drove away before I could say goodbye. Rob broke his leg. I helped him to his car and sat with him in the ER waiting room, because I possess a warrior soul. The costume of muted colors underneath my flannel kept me brave. Rachel texted: so great to see you today. Trying not to over interpret. Next week I’m doing a bachelor party in Vegas for my friend Tino. I’ll try it there. We’re going to a rave.

jeffw

3/5 stars

Runs small. The photo looks like it comes with boots. Nope. Tried Birkenstocks, then rainboots same color. Boots not bright enough to match. Worked ok. Fun to look like a DC legend. Deeper cut in the DCU :-( Like the other review said looks nothing like the recent movie.

uncannycarl

4/5 stars

I wore my trusty faded Aquaman suit and Tino and the other groomsmen wore Morphsuits in primary colors. Said I wanted to do Aquaman instead. Tino laughed. He’s used to me being on “another wavelength.” I Sharpied the outlines of the scales back on—pro-tip—this works if you have the patience. It took some time with the fabric stretching in my fingers, so I pulled it across my coffee table before packing the rest of my duffel bag. Walking down the strip back to our room some women having a bachelorette party laughed. One yelled “Save me Aquaman!” Then they all ran up into The Venetian. She was cute—short and blonde. She looked nothing like Rachel  She did have a shiny pink balloon shaped like male genitalia reminiscent of the original fit from the costume, lol. FYI, it does get bigger with time and becomes less NSFW around the crotch. Tino weeping into my shoulder right before he passed out when we got back to the room—he loves Becca but is terrified. I assured him. I remembered the blonde bachelorette which made me think of Rachel. I drunk texted her me as Aquaman—nothing gross but just weird—so far from Atlantis and so far from you. I threw up the next morning and regretted the text, but I look pretty good! Been working out. The better you look, the better Aquaman looks.

jmylestherealmyles

5/5 stars

My kids don’t even know Aquaman, but they liked me in it. Fun to dress up to hand out Tootsie Roll Pops to kids trick-or-treating. We got a trident and a fake fishing net too! My wife wore a pirate costume with an eye patch. she was recycling my costume from last year. She should have been a mermaid!

r

0/5 stars

Flimsy fabric. Don’t jump over your neighbor’s hedges! :-(

uncannycarl

5/5 stars

Rachel never responded to my drunk text, of course. I did cry. I’ve been on other dates—I did go out for a while with Nina from the yoga class and Maura from the running group. Now I’m invited to Rachel’s wedding, which is costume themed… Max, now her fiancée, likes old Universal Horror movies and wants to be the Frankenstein monster and Rachel to be the bride. He’s nice but I hated being there recently when the three of us got coffee. Maybe I’m getting over Rachel, but it sucks putting it all in my face like that with her new guy who is taller than me and skinnier but probably not as funny (?) Then this happened—I got the number of a nice woman who was eyeing some vintage comics at hobby store on the same block. We struck up a conversation about the origins of Batman and The Shadow. This beautiful person, Andrea, knew some the stories in the original Aquaman series! “Aren’t we all trying to find our lost Atlantis?” she asked, winking. I don’t think I’ll make it to Rachel and Max’s wedding, much as they want me to be there. True story: I had the costume in my trunk, ready to give it to Goodwill before meeting Andrea. Didn’t feel right! After a couple years, the costume feels like my best outfit, lol. Seriously. It fits good. I need to keep it.

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Joshua Wetjen is a high school English teacher living in Minneapolis and working in St. Paul. When not grading or chasing his two children, he likes to tinker on his jazz guitar and try new restaurants with his wife. His work has appeared in The Pinch, Newfound, and Yalobusha Review among other publications.

Nora Esme Wagner

Mud Pies 

The pies are full of twigs and leaves and dirt so dark it looks dredged up from the center of the earth. Pale, silvery shapes squirm inside, so when you hold a pie, it feels like a swamp creature is in your hands. These are the worms. The best around, the pride of the Campell girls. You couldn’t find tastier worms if you flipped over every rock in the playground, sifted through all the piles of damp woodchips. It takes an experienced eye. A knowing tongue.

“Are you gonna try?” the youngest Campbell asks. Of the three sisters, she looks the least threadbare. Baby fat still pads her cheeks, but in a thin, vanishing layer, like slowly collapsing coffee foam.

“I’m not sure,” Tammy says.

“I can hear your belly grumble,” the middle Campbell says. “You’re hungry.”

Tammy thinks back to the bento-box lunch she brought to school in her backpack. A thermos of chicken and dumplings, a heap of cornbread, spears of okra, a clementine peeled clean of its white strings. Her mom always packs extra in the event that she ever makes a friend. Yet the lunchbox always returns fully eaten, only an orange shell left, and teachers still report that Tammy is a recluse. Not bullied. Ignored, which her mom finds, in a way, worse.

“My mom won’t like it if I don’t eat what she packed me.”

“Your mama still packs you lunch?” says the oldest Campbell, who rarely ever speaks. No one knows her age, and rumors have flown that she’s so quiet because her tongue was bitten off by a grown-up boyfriend. But Tammy sees the tongue dance in her mouth, a slip of gray-pink.

“Your mom doesn’t?”

The Campbells paw the ground like skittish horses. The youngest seems upset, the oldest ready to throw a punch. The middle crosses her arms over her chest and says, “C’mon. Let’s not waste our good worms on her.”

They snatch the mud pie out of Tammy’s hands, where it leaves smears of dirt that look like brownie crumbs. A sheen of worm-slime lingers. Guarding the mud pie, the Campbells sneer and turn their backs. Leaving her at the forested edge of the playground, alone. She wonders why they’d slipped her a note in the first place. What expectation she’d disappointed.

“Wait.”

All three Campbells pause.

“My mom’s making a pie tonight. A real one, with apples. You should come over.”

The oldest looks back at Tammy, tilts her head. She licks a dirty finger absentmindedly, as though she were only wetting a thumb to flip a page in class. “We gotta think about that.”

Tammy nods quickly, opening her mouth to say more. That the apples are fresh from the grove, the deepest red she’s ever seen. That her mom never skimps on the lard for the crust. That the smell of cinnamon and nutmeg and roasting fruit steeps the whole house.

But the Campbells keep walking. Off to eat their lunch.

Tammy isn’t anticipating the knock. Dinner’s been eaten already—the hamburger steak and gravy cleared from the plates, the silverware arranged in the dishwasher according to her mom’s neat system. The pie’s now baking, leaking sweet odors into the living room where Tammy’s watching television. She jumps at the sound of a fist against the door.

“Are we expecting someone?” her mom asks.

“I invited some friends over for pie.”

“Friends?”

“Some classmates.”

“Well!”

She hurries to the front door as if it were the oven’s and her pie was about to burn. The Campbells are waiting on the porch, still wearing their school clothes and carrying their school bags. Dirt freckles across their noses.

“Please come in! The pie’s almost ready.”

They stumble in slowly, like there’s an invisible membrane impeding their entrance. Their eyes swivel around the kitchen. The booming rack of pots and pans. The grade reports tacked onto the fridge. The soapstone countertop, balancing a bowl of just-ripe bananas.

“Hi,” Tammy says shyly.

They sit around the table, three Campbells on one side, Tammy alone on the other. Conversation moves through her mom, who asks their names, their parents’, the teachers they like best, the church they attend. Her eyes rest on their muddy faces, the wrist bones prodding out of skin, but she says nothing. Feral Campbells for friends are better than no friends at all.

When the pie’s finally ready, she serves them mountainous slices on her second-best set of china. The Campbells fork apart the pie, like they’re monkeys grooming bugs from fur. Tammy’s halfway done with her piece by the time they take a first bite.

The youngest makes a face. The middle spits it into a napkin. The oldest starts coughing.

“Gosh, what’s the matter? Have you never had pie before?”

“It’s a little sweet, ma’am,” the oldest says finally.

“I didn’t add any more sugar than usual. Do you think it’s too sweet, Tammy?”

Tammy says no through a heaping forkful. It comes out as nargh.

After their disastrous first taste, the Campbells go silent, mushing the pie around their plates, taking no further bites. Tammy’s mom sighs and mutters to herself. A second helping for Tammy. Then a third.

Once a deep dent has been made in the pie, Tammy’s mom rises and asks if the Campbells need a ride home.

“We’re all good, ma’am,” the middle says. Despite the too-sweet pie, they seem reluctant to leave, hovering near the hot breath of the oven. Tammy, too, is worried. That it’s all been a gotcha for not eating their mud pie. That tomorrow will be just like always, and no one will speak to her.

She follows them onto the porch, where stars gooseflesh across the sky. The Campbells rub at their dirty noses, seeming sad, as if they also wished they’d liked the apple pie. But girls who grow up on dirt will choke on sugar.

“Lookie here,” the youngest says, pointing at the railing. A shiny worm inches along, blossom-pink, clean of any mud. She plucks it up and puts it in Tammy’s hands.

Tammy brings her palms to her mouth. The Campbells stare hungrily. She kisses its clammy head, then opens wide.

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Nora Esme Wagner is a junior at Wellesley College. She lives in San Francisco, California. Her work has been published or is forthcoming in Smokelong, Wigleaf, JMWW, Milk Candy Review, Flash Frog, Vestal Review, and elsewhere. Her stories have been selected for Wigleaf’s Top 50. She is an assistant fiction editor at Pithead Chapel and the Co-Editor-in-Chief for The Wellesley Review.

Matthew Snyderman

Only in New York

            Claire shielded her eyes and scanned the Arizona sky for vultures.  It wouldn’t be long before a trio of them - she always pictured them in threes - began to circle.  Waiting for her to weaken.  Then they would land 20 yards away and begin their slow advance, one grotesque hop at a time.

            She hated vultures almost as much as she hated this kind of heat; 93 and climbing, according to her phone.  So what if it was dry.  And she wondered what the temperature would be in the shade, if there were any.  That noon was 90 minutes off did not improve her mood.

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            Repeated attempts to suppress images of her sun-bleached skull in a series of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings went for naught until a speck emerged from the heat waves where Route 40 met the horizon, set to an audible hiss coming from the 1972 Buick Riviera she'd been driving cross-country since leaving New York five days earlier.  Less than 200 miles to the west was Sedona, which she'd called home after her father had pulled the plug on his law practice and a rickety marriage to a devout socialite 17 years ago in favor of a small desert art gallery. But given present circumstances, it might as well have been on Mars.

            “Come on, buddy,” she pleaded with a plaintive wave as the speck became a hump and then an 18-wheeler.  Wishing she could temporarily morph from a plump 5’2” barista and aspiring artist with a spiky, two-toned hairstyle into a size six blond capable of bringing the most reluctant trucker to a halt, Claire forgot to cover the car's still legible "Hillary in 2016" bumper sticker.  This guy was really moving.  There was no chance that rig was going to stop safely without ending up  at least 1/3 of a mile down the road, and it whooshed past in a cloud of dust and gravel.  She imagined the bimbo whose image was sprawled across the truck's side panel smirking at her.  “Fucking Republican!”

            Trying to decide whether she was actually getting light-headed or simply imagining it, Claire drained what was left of her water and confirmed that neither those orange road triangles nor a reflecting windshield screen had miraculously sprouted in the trunk since she'd last looked.  Then she opened the doors, collapsed onto the rear seat with her feet sticking out the door, and closed her eyes.  It wasn’t real shade, but it beat crawling under the car.  Two thousand miles of hard summer driving had failed to dissipate the old lady smell that seeped from the interior.  It wasn’t from just any old lady, though.

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            Claire remembered receiving that phone call, with her loathsome cousin Moe’s nasal New York accent on the line reporting how her beloved Great-Aunt Mimi (his grandmother) had stroked out during Final Jeopardy, that the funeral had already happened (“Sorry about that”), and how she’d left Claire (and not him) the Riviera.  He added that she’d have to fly out posthaste and claim it or start paying the monthly storage fees.  Unless, of course, she wanted to sell it, which she didn’t.  She loved that car.

            Every July prior to going away to college, Claire would accompany her dad on a pilgrimage to visit his side of the family.  One on one, the grown ups were pleasant enough, even fun.  Together, their relentless efforts to guilt him into returning to the Big Apple were more stifling than the sticky inferno outside and kept her planted near a rattling standard-issue apartment air conditioner, mercifully out of earshot.  Coloring books ultimately gave way to pens, pastels, and sketch pads in providing some welcome diversion.

            But she counted on Aunt Mimi, with her garish dangly earrings and wristfulls of clinking bracelets, the sole relative who'd supported their move West, to notice her fidgety niece and usher her into the Riviera, driving like a cabbie on his second thermos of coffee for some adventure and a little “girl talk.”  The topics also changed with the years, from her cat to school to boys and, with some hesitation, girls.  And, most importantly, her art, several pieces of which had occupied places of honor in Aunt Mimi's apartment.

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            Knock, knock, knock…

“You alright miss?”

            Jolted out of her reverie, Claire found herself staring up into a pair of bottomless black eyes framed by unruly eyebrows and a web of crow's feet.

            “You had me a worried there,” said the man as he withdrew and she peeled herself off the vinyl upholstery.  He had dark skin with creases running along a prominent nose.  His jet-black hair was tied in a ponytail and he was wearing oil-smudged mechanics overalls.  A yellow wrecker, hazards blinking, sat behind her car.  “You don’t see many of these nowadays.  A ‘72.”  Claire was a bit leery until he handed her a bottle of water.  It was warm, but sure enough wet.  “Want me to take a peek?”

            “Sure…please.”  She popped the release and followed him to the front of the car and watched the upper part of his body disappear under the hood.  A minute or two passed.  Then his disembodied voice floated out; “Could be anything.”  Extracting himself from the maw of the Riviera, he wiped his hands on his coveralls.  “It’s good you pulled over when you did.  Came close to cooking your engine.  I'll give you a tow to our garage so I can check her out right.  That is if that’s OK.”

            “Do I have a choice?”

            “Not unless you’d rather wait for the Highway Patrol,” he replied with a shrug and a crooked half smile that Claire hoped was honest.

            She waited in the cab and listened to him rattle around.  Her rescuer’s dash was covered with various knickknacks: his operator’s license, a photo of a somber woman in front of a rural gas station, several tiny Kachina figurines.  A military patch dangled from the rear-view mirror on a cord.  No old lady smell in there, just sweat and cigarettes.

            “OK,” he said, fastening his seat belt and waiting for her to do the same.  “It’s a 20-minute drive, more or less.”

            Miles of sun-blasted landscape sailed by while Claire salved her despair at having possibly trashed the mother of all keepsakes by flipping through a packet of postcards from famous museums - all from Aunt Mimi and all beginning with “To My Favorite Artist” - when a photo she’d palmed from an album on Moe's coffee table surfaced.  She was standing in a Sedona coffee house next to her first painting to be displayed publicly, flanked by her father and Aunt Mimi, both looking prouder than she did.  And both now gone.  A single tear ran down her cheek and she discreetly knuckled it away.

            “You from the Big Apple?” he asked, breaking the silence.

            “Sort of.  I was born there, but we moved to AZ when I was a kid.  How’d you know?  Can't be my accent.”

            “Naw.  Your plates.”

            “My plates.  Nice, Sherlock…Thanks, by the way.”

            “You should really thank Red Mike.  He has the semi with the white lady in the bikini on the side.  He drove by the shop and told me about you.  You don’t want to be stuck out in this sun for too long.”

            “No kidding.”

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            The Last Chance Pit Stop stood in the middle of nowhere, a small convenience store fronted by three gas pumps standing in a row.  “Edward Hopper, where are you?” muttered Claire to nobody in particular.

            The garage occupied a separate building with a short line of pickups and a Subaru parked alongside with “Wash Me” scrawled on one of its dusty windows.  The man killed the motor and began uncoupling her Riviera.  “Why don’t you go cool off inside?  We have a fan going.”

            A gravel path bordered by larger rocks led to the store part of the operation.  Claire crunched along it to a shaded wooden porch above the roadbed.  The oversized thermometer nailed to the wall read 102 while a fistful of flies buzzed listlessly overhead as if trying to conserve energy.  An otherwise intimidating mongrel planted between a pair of rusted metal rocking chairs managed to do little more than raise its eyebrows when she passed by and pried open the creaky screen door.

            A couple of lanky old timers, one sporting a weather-beaten Stetson and a Z.Z. Top beard and the other in an Arizona Diamondbacks baseball cap, rotated on their stools to give the newcomer a cursory once-over, quickly returning to their conversation and whatever they were drinking, elbows on the counter.  Claire walked by wire racks of postcards, an unattended cash register, and shelves stocked with pretzels, Slim Jims, and smokeless tobacco, on a beeline to the refrigerated case where she was enveloped by a rush of frigid air.  “Ahhh!”

            “Refreshing, ain't it?” said the baseball fan, his back still to her.  “That fridge is the only reason anybody comes in here.”  He spoke so loudly, Claire figured it was meant more to summon somebody than start a conversation.

            “Coming!” A man with dark skin, piercing black eyes framed by unruly eyebrows, and a ponytail strode through the doorless doorway behind the register.  He had on a short-sleeve button down and Levi’s that actually looked ironed.  Even his fingernails were clean.  “Nice car,” he said with a familiar crooked smile. 

            “That was fast.  You didn't need to change on my account.”

            The man burst out laughing.  “You mean my brother, Al…Everybody and their mother makes that mistake.  Our mother did, too.  At least until I got this,” he added, pointing to a dime-sized scar next to his nose.

            “Ah, double trouble.”

            “That’s what she called us…Tell you what,” he said, leaning toward her across the counter and hooking his thumb toward the vintage menu board, “How about some refreshment on the house?  Whatever you want.” 

            “Hmmm…,” she responded with a perfunctory glance at the red plastic letters.  There, between Iced Tea and Root Beer, were two words that had her suddenly sitting bolt upright.    

“You sell egg creams?" she guffawed to the gurgle of two drinks being drained in tandem.  Egg creams, that signature New York delicacy and a treat Claire hadn't tasted for ages.  No eggs.  And no cream.  Just “seltza,” u-bet chocolate syrup, and milk.

            “Local specialty,” said the old timer through his beard, drawing a sleeve across where his mouth should be.

“Change your life,” said his companion.

            “Oh, really…OK, mister-”

            “Call me Russ.”

            “OK, Russ.  I'll have an egg cream; chocolate,” challenged Claire, hoisting herself onto the remaining stool and kicking her feet in their clunky combat boots. 

            All the familiar Pavlovian clattering, whooshing, and tink-tinking set her mouth to watering, despite her skepticism.  “Your Southwest egg cream,” said Russ.  In his hand was an antique-styled Coca Cola glass with a 1-inch crown of white foam which became four fingers of tan liquid above a chocolaty base.  He set it solemnly on the Formica and crossed his arms.  They eyed each other for a moment to the sound of the overhead fan.

Claire took the straw sticking out of the foam and gave the drink a stir. 

“Talk about cultural appropriation.” 

“Huh?”

“Never mind.”  Raising the elixir with a dramatic flourish she took a pull.

            That first sip transported Claire back to girlhood, when a procession of aunts, uncles, and the odd cousin would take turns escorting her to some of New York’s storied soda fountains.  They all had lunch counters with stools on which she’d spin around and soda jerks in cute paper hats who called her “sweetheart.” 

            Another taste and the scene shifted to Aunt Mimi’s kitchen table, where her father’s clan gathered, always in the same chairs, over homemade honey cake and tea to witness Claire anoint that year’s champ; Uncle Billy’s Blue Dot vs Uncle Irwin’s Duplex vs Cousin Herman’s Bronx Cheer.  Yet it was Louie’s, Aunt Mimi’s favorite, that came out on top each summer, whether it had the best egg cream or not, to the inevitable good-natured protests that “the goils” were fixing the contest.  She’d loved every variation, though, including the honorable mentions. 

            This time, the New York phantoms were joined by four underdressed corporeal interlopers from the Last Chance Pit Stop whom the New Yorkers were trying hard to ignore while awaiting the inevitable verdict.

            Claire stared into the glass for a beat or two and polished off the egg cream without taking a breath. That gentle bite of carbonation was there mingled with a divine chocolate semi-sweetness.  But there was something else.  Something so not Brooklyn.  Nor Manhattan.  Nor the Bronx.  There was heat there and it was perfect.  It was the best ever.

            Howls of dismay only she could hear erupted from the New York contingent as they rent their clothes and covered their heads in ashes.  No such histrionics were forthcoming from Aunt Mimi’s doppelgänger, however.  She sat there in her beloved cocktail dress, palms upturned, wearing an expression of wounded betrayal that caused the straw to drop from her grandniece’s mouth.  Claire, face aflame with guilt, had to shut her eyes to avoid it.

            “What’s the matter?  Don’t care for it?” asked somebody who didn’t sound at all like Brooklyn.

            Looking about, Claire saw only concerned Arizonans with not a New Yorker in sight.  “What was THAT?”  she gasped, ordering another to savor. 

            Russ explained that he had stumbled on egg creams during a long ago East Coast road trip and that it had taken weeks of trial and error after returning home to finally conjure a product worthy of the Arizona dessert, let alone the Five Boroughs.  No amount of cajoling, however, was able to wrest the identity of that magical ingredient from the twins, other than that they discovered it through a kitchen mishap involving their mischievous cat, Axel, and his insistence on exploring the spice shelf above an egg cream sitting on their kitchen counter. "One of life's lucky accidents."

            “That and penicillin,” Claire laughed.  A final slurp emptied her glass.  “So, how's my car?”

            “Good news; I only had to replace some hoses and you were low on coolant.  I’ve never seen a '72 with so few miles on it.  You buy it from some little old lady?”

            “She was little, but never old.  How much?”

            “That'll be $140 plus tax with plastic or $125 if you pay in cash,” Al said conspiratorially.

            Claire dug through her leather backpack and produced some sunscreen, a hairbrush, and a paperback before finding her wallet.  Its lack of heft produced a wince followed by a dubious squinty-eyed peek inside.  “I have exactly $114.”

            “$114, then.”

            Sliding off the stool with a thump, she thanked them again on her way out the door.

            Both brothers and old timers appeared in her rear-view mirror to watch Claire gun the Riviera’s motor and pull onto the interstate.  She returned their waves with a farewell salute of her own as they receded from view.

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            Ten miles down the road, her new used car rumbling contentedly, Claire flipped on the radio and trolled for anything but country.  Images of a succession of dearly departed relatives seated beside her at The Last Chance Pit Stop materialized in her head - Cousin Harold…Uncle Irwin…Uncle Billy…and especially Aunt Mimi - all sampling the best egg cream in the world.  And all of them, like good New Yorkers, dismissing it.  And each one planning to sneak back for seconds when nobody was looking.

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Matthew Snyderman lives in Northern California with his wife. When not writing, he enjoys swimming, watching old movies on the big screen, and participating in the occasional Moth StorySLAM. His work has appeared in The Avalon Literary Review, The Berlin Literary Review, Bristol Noir, Bare Back, Fabula Argentea, Killer Nashville, Literally Stories, The Loch Raven Review, The Lowestoft Chronicle, The Opiate, Punk Noir, The Under Review, Twelve Winters, Twin Bill, and The Yard.

M. D. Smith

The Education of Vampire Bobby Lassater‍

Bobby Lassater was ten years old when he died, which is an awkward age to be a vampire undead. Old enough to recognize irony, too young to be taken seriously by immortals who had seen empires rise, fall, and be replaced by chain restaurants.

He lived in the depths of an abandoned coal mine in West Virginia, sharing subterranean real estate among fourteen vampires who referred to themselves—without irony—as the Family. Their coffins were arranged like pews in a church no one attended anymore, each filled with soil hauled lovingly from ancestral homelands: Transylvanian soil, Balkan clay, Carpathian loam, and a suspicious amount of dirt labeled simply “Old Country, Don’t Ask.” Of course, everyone asked about it, and no one answered.

Bobby’s coffin was different. His dirt came from the mine floor itself—coal dust, broken shale, and the damp mineral smell of Appalachian neglect. He had not traveled across oceans to become a vampire. He had wandered into history by accident, flashlight failing, curiosity intact, and met a woman with too many teeth and not enough mercy.

She drained him almost dry. Which is how you get a child vampire: not with ceremony or consent, but with poor portion control.

The Family did not let Bobby hunt humans. This was framed as a matter of ethics, though everyone knew it was really about liability. A ten-year-old vampire with impulse control issues and a lisp was a public relations disaster waiting to happen.

“Try animals,” said Viktor, who had last legally existed under the Ottoman Empire. “It’s for your own good,” he said, smoothing his mustache like a man about to lie. “Build skill. Learn restraint.”

“Yes,” Ilse added dryly, “and every year humans become more litigious.”

Bobby tried a sleeping doe.

The deer woke up screeching—an undignified sound that carried like gossip through the woods. Her mate, a buck with antlers shaped like agricultural equipment, arrived immediately and gored Bobby in what scholars might later describe as an argument. Shirt shredded. He was launched bodily into a tree, where he hung, impaled by embarrassment, until the buck lost interest.

Bobby could not die. But he could lose dignity, which he did in bulk.

He returned limping to the mine just before dawn, clothes torn, leaves and twigs lodged in his long hair, antler-shaped bruises blooming artistically across his torso, and pride flayed. The Family laughed. Centuries of restraint collapsed into wheezing, coffin-slapping mirth.

“Bambi fights back now,” someone said.

“Nature,” said Marta, sipping from a crystal goblet, “has opinions.”

“He should see himself in a mirror,” an elder joked. “But he can’t.”

After that, Bobby experimented, and things went downhill.

A raccoon bit him. Twice.

A goat head-butted him so hard his vision briefly included stars not visible from Earth.

A porcupine resulted in a face full of quills and a moral lesson about assumptions. A wolf left him with puncture wounds deep enough to whistle in the wind because Bobby stepped on a dry twig at the critical moment—a failure of narrative tension and basic awareness.

“You must approach with calm,” Viktor instructed.

“I was calm,” Bobby protested.

“You hissed.”

“I whisper-hissed.”

Sometimes the older vampires brought him blood in zip-lock bags, like lunch leftovers. O-negative, A-positive, one unlabeled bag everyone pretended not to ask about.

Bobby hated the bags. Cold blood had the emotional warmth of a voicemail apology.

He wanted to hunt. He wanted to matter.

One night, bleeding from multiple species and time zones, Bobby managed to turn into a vampire bat—an achievement he announced loudly while still airborne—and flapped back toward the mine. He misjudged the entrance, ricocheted off a rock face, and reverted mid-fall, landing in a heap of limbs and fur, unconscious.

He arrived at sunrise, still intact.

The Family stared.

“You should be ash,” said Ilse. “Vampires can’t tolerate the sun. You’re more of an oddity than we thought.”

Bobby blinked. “I forgot.”

They began whispering the word banishment, a dramatic term for exile, but sounds worse when you’re ten, homeless, and immortality is on the line. There sure as hell wouldn’t be anywhere else he could find friendship, much less companionship.

“Please let me stay on. I know I’m different, but I don’t have any other place to go.”

“The council of elders will discuss it, Bobby, but I can’t be very optimistic,” said Dracula’s brother, one of the oldest there.

Then the mountain shook.

A bulldozer chewed into the earth above the mine, followed by men in hard hats discussing views and retreats and natural light, which is vampire for existential threat. The Family surged toward the entrance in panic—until sunlight sliced down the shaft like a blade and drove them back, hissing and blistering.

Bobby stood at the edge, coal dust steaming faintly from his skin.

“Don’t,” Viktor said. “You’ll burn.”

Bobby didn’t.

He walked into the light, squinting, clothes still torn, face still dotted with quill scars. The construction crew saw a pale, blood-smeared child in black, emerge from the mountain like a coal-born ghost with unresolved issues and long, protruding canine teeth.

They screamed.

Bobby screamed louder. He did not know why. It just felt right.

The bulldozer driver froze long enough for Bobby to grab his arm and—finally—drink. Just a taste. Enough to feel warmth that wasn’t borrowed or plastic-sealed.

The driver fled. The crew fled. The bulldozer idled, abandoned like a mechanical monument to bad decisions.

Bobby stood alone in the sun, alive, undead, victorious.

The Family watched from the shadows in stunned silence.

That night, no one laughed.

Viktor placed a hand on Bobby’s shoulder. “You saved us.”

Bobby nodded, wiping coal dust from his face. “Am I still a loser and getting banished?”

Viktor smiled, revealing centuries of teeth. “Banishment? No. Loser? Yes. But you’re our loser.”

Which, in the long tragicomic tradition of vampire immortality, was as close to love as it would ever get. ‍ ‍

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M.D. Smith of Huntsville, Alabama, writer of over 350 flash stories, has published digitally in Spillwords, Flash Fiction Magazine, Flash Phantoms, and many more. Retired from running a television station, he lives with his wife of 64 years and three cats. https://mdsmithiv.com/‍ ‍‍ ‍

Craig Roads

Dale

I was out on a back country road near the state line flying through the dark cornfields from tavern to tavern on hell’s own errand. I didn’t even see the raccoon before I hit it. I just heard this ka-thunk and felt a little bump. I stopped and backed up to take a look, to make sure I hadn’t just run over somebody’s Checkers or Rollo or Bandit or anything I might have to apologize for. There it was laying in the road, just a lump of fur with blood trickling from its head.

I dropped the car into gear and took off. What I really wanted at the time was more beer, and maybe to find some woman, but then I just couldn’t get that raccoon off my mind. I pictured a little masked face, wondering if maybe it was a mama, and had little ones waiting in vain for her to bring back some dinner, or maybe it was a boar: one of those ornery ones that will take a dog’s eye out in a fight.

A few miles after I got off the gravel road and onto the blacktop there was this little place, Doug’s Tap. Doug’s was crowded like it gets on the weekend, and there was a pretty decent band playing. There were a few folks from town I recognized and a bunch I didn’t, so I got a seat at the bar ordered a beer and determined to do some serious drinking. I swiveled around on my barstool, checking out the action on the dance floor. The band heavy into a Bob Seeger tune. An older couple who appeared to be unreconstructed hippies dancing to some tune other than what the band was playing.  Mostly women dancing together, but a few girls had coaxed their dates into some awkward motion; dancing isn’t considered a social skill for men in these parts, with the exception of a belly-to-belly slow dance where you can grab a handful of ass. Over in the corner, a bunch of farm boys whooping it up on the foosball machine.

I had myself another beer and sipped slowly, thinking about raccoons. The masked eyes. The thick fur, and striped tail. And those little paws. Paws that were almost as good as fingers and they were smart enough to put those little hands to work at any opportunity.

Once when I went camping with my brother Vincent; we were up in Wisconsin, fishing in some state park. We had set our cooler outside the tent with our breakfast bacon, eggs, and beer. The cooler was latched, so we figured we were good. About 3 a.m. our eyes jerked open to a whole herd of raccoons outside. They were making these raccoon sounds, like they do. We unzipped the tent enough to see they had opened the latch and turned over the cooler and were having a big raccoon fiesta out there. The ice melted; we drank warm beer that weekend.

I was deep into my raccoon reverie when I got shouldered out of it by a girl trying to squeeze by to the bar. “S’cuse me. Then she double-taked at me and she goes “Dale? Is that you? How the hell are you?”

“Carla,” I said. Carla Something-meister. Kugel- Kuchen-. Something. Graduated high school two years behind me. She had put on some poundage, but she still looked good. “How you doing?”

She frowned, “Sorry to hear about the divorce. That must have been tough. After getting laid off and all, too.” She touched my wrist in gentle sympathy. I could tell by her eyes she was pretty drunk.

“I’m trying to keep a positive attitude, move past that stuff,” I said. “Been living out at my cousin’s place. He’s got an old mobile home sitting on his dairy acreage and lets me stay out there. Got it fixed up okay. I do some mechanic and carpenter work for him. Once in a while help out with milking.”

“Wow,” she said noncommittally. And then, “Buy me a drink?”

We took our beers over into a booth. The backs of her legs squeaked on the naughahyde.

“Tell me more about you. Dale. Haven’t seen much of you since high school.”  Carla leaned forward, showing off some admirable cleavage in that tank top. “What you been up to lately?” She tipped her bottle up.

I just kind of looked over her shoulder and spaced out. My mind was still on raccoons. Thinking about cute little cartoon character raccoons.

We had a few more beers while Carla talked about her own self, and how she had went to the LaMolo School of Beauty Culture after high school, and was almost kind of engaged to this guy Bud but it turned out she didn’t really like being a hairdresser that much, at the salon she worked at it was all a bunch of old ladies coming for a rinse and set all the time and she dumped Bud because it turned out she didn’t like Bud all that much either and now she was between boyfriends and was thinking about going to community college and studying to be a paralegal. She figured paralegal paid better and she could move out of her dumpy apartment and maybe get a new car, too. All the while little cartoon raccoons danced around in my head, like some Bambi movie or something.

Then Carla leaned in close, rested her breasts on the table and searched into my eyes as if there might be something hiding in there. She smiled a shy smile and says, “You know I kind of had a crush on you back in high school.”

I didn’t say nothing.

“Hey,   Earth to Dale.” Vexed, she waved her hand in front of my face. “I’m talking to you. Can you say something?”

“I pretty much told you all there is to tell. I’m living in the country. Working on a farm.”

Carla squinted,  “So nothing just the teensy-weensiest interesting thing in your life?” She pinched her finger and thumb.

And meanwhile my mind is racing with “cartoon-raccoon”, “cartoon-raccoon” “cartoon-raccoon-harpoon”, “harpoon-cartoon-raccoon-pontoon”, playing with the words like that.

We get another beer and Carla starts going on about how she came here with her friend Shawna only it looked like Shawna had found herself somebody to go home with. She looked over her shoulder at the bar and there was Shawna hanging off a guy named Duane that I kind of knew, looking like their bodies just might ooze together. You couldn’t have stuck a piece of paper between them.

Carla traced a water drop down the neck of her bottle and looks at me and says so if Shawna hooks up with this guy she might need a ride back home.

By then I guess I was feeling kind of drunk-sad about that raccoon and how I had snuffed out its little life and how life is like that, you’re living your life and then wham – and you never know when your ticket is going to get punched. And Carla saw the glum look come over my face. Finally she puffs out her cheeks and stands up in a huff, big blobby tears at the corners of her eyes and says, “To hell with you Dale. I can see my charms is wasted on a stuck-up son-of-a-bitch like you.” And she  weaved her way unsteadily through the couples across the dance floor, jostling into a few of them.

I finished my beer and left. I drove up to another little place up across the Wisconsin state line and had a couple more beers, sitting at the bar thinking about those striped raccoon tails that people used to hang on the radio aerials of their cars and Davy Crockett hats and raccoon coats in the Twenties and such. I left just before closing time because I had to get up early and do some welding on my cousin’s manure spreader the next morning: cracked frame.

It had been a long night and I took it easy going home, watching for cops, listening to the radio to try and keep my mind off this whole sorry episode. I pulled up in the field to where my mobile home sits, along with a bunch of ancient rusted-out farm implements and there I saw it: one of those little buggers sitting up on the steps, fooling with the door latch, staring at me, daring me, beady little eyes glowing in my headlights.

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Craig Roads was an aspiring songwriter in Nashville before "getting a real job" as an ad agency copywriter and Creative Director. He is married and lives in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Gill O’Halloran

Loving the Alien

There are aliens in the fridge. They say they’re Ben’s new friends, came home with him after school. Anyone wanting to befriend my son is welcome, so I ask if there’s anything they need, and they shake their blue cephalopod heads.

“Is there anything you need?” they rattle in chorus.

“Me? No, I'm fine, thanks,” I say. “It's more you I was worried about.”

Wow! Their politeness could be a positive influence on Ben, and I’m thrilled he’s invited friends round. Our bedtime talks on rebuilding trust, on not everyone’s a bully, are starting to pay off.

I ask if they’d mind if I got some cheese for my toast, and they shift around the shelves.

“Would you mind if I got some cheese for my toast?” they say, suctioning up the cheddar with their tiny hoover-hose tentacles. This time, I clock it: they’re parroting back to practice human language. What resourceful little guys.

Ben comes downstairs.

“I’ve just met your new friends, “ I say. “They seem nice.”

He grins, does a thumbs-up. But the next morning, the outlook’s not so good.

“Get rid of them!” demands Ben. “I don’t like them; they were laughing at me all night.”

I’m gutted. This is how it always goes: Ben hiding upstairs, Make them go away, mum, the friends downstairs bonding over Ben’s Xbox, me making excuses for him, I'm afraid Ben’s got a headache- he’s lying down. Maybe another day? The kids always look relieved, practically run out the door.

I say, “Ben, I’m sure your new friends aren’t laughing at you,” but he’s shaking, like the last time he was bullied.

“Get rid of them!”  

I promise, heart-sink sad as I watch him trudge down the path for his solo walk to school.

When he’s left, I open the fridge. Ben’s friends scuttle into the crisper drawer. I scoop them into a pot and snap the lid shut. I could put them outside, but the neighbours are bound to see, there’ll be gossip about the odd mother and her odd boy. There are aliens all over the garden. No, no kidding. No wonder the husband left them. The clock’s ticking, I’ll be late for work. I run upstairs. Sorry, I say, flushing Ben’s wished-for pals down the toilet. I feel guilty all day: I don’t always like his friends, but I don’t usually drown them.

When I get home from work, Ben’s out in the back garden peeing against the garden fence.

“What d’you think you’re doing?” Don’t allow bad behaviour; he still needs boundaries. He explains he can’t pee in the house because the aliens are swarming in the toilet bowl, under the lid, calling him names.

“Why did you put them in the toilet?” he asks, bottom lip quivering, “when it’s obvious they can swim.” 

Secretly relieved I haven’t killed them, I go upstairs to the bathroom.

“Sorry, aliens,” I say, lifting the toilet seat. “Ben’s not feeling well. Time to climb up now, and off you go to yours.”

The aliens spring out, clamber up the tiles, stencilling them with sticky tentacle prints.

“Sorry, Ben, aliens feeling well. Time to climb away. Now off we go and up yours.”

One alien dilates the hole on top of its head, emits a sound like a broken fan belt, then another, then all of them, squealing in unison. They’ve suctioned themselves to the ceiling and are dripping phosphorescent gloop. It fizzes and scorches holes into the carpet, a smell of burning hair, like on bonfire night when you’re too close to the flames and a spark flies out.  

I run out into the back garden, sit on the bench next to Ben. The squealing’s so loud now, we can hear it through the walls. I hand Ben his fidget toy and watch as he fiddles, wait for him to calm.

“Why did you invite them back in the first place?” 

“You wanted me to have friends.”

“Well, yeah, it’s always nice to have friends. But why these friends?”

“Cos they were nice to me,” he says. “When I said, Hello, let’s be friends, they said the same back.”

Tonight, I’ll swallow my pride, ask if we can stay at his father’s. I’ll skip the usual bedtime chats. Instead, we’ll huddle together under a blanket and we’ll watch Ben’s favourite film, and Ben will say he wishes he had a friend like ET, and I’ll say, one day, Ben, you will one day - he just hasn’t found you yet.  

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Gill O’Halloran is a lido-loving Londoner and a Pushcart Prize nominee. Since her debut in Trash Cat Lit, she won the 2025 NFFD Anthology Editors Award and was shortlisted for the Fish Publishing Prize. Her flash appears or is forthcoming in SmokeLong Quarterly, BULL, and Flash Boulevard, with further work in the Bath and Oxford anthologies. A LISP finalist and winner of WestWord and Flash500, she loves turquoise, but maroon makes her miserable. ‍

Mario Moussa

Damian Puts His Foot Down While God Watches

Damian opens the front door of his row house early one morning to find a woman sitting on the stoop. He pauses before closing the door, then hops around her, his hands waving in the air, almost sticks the landing on the sidewalk, and with a quick shuffle step, steadies himself as he exclaims, in the packed stadium of his mind, Olé! He twirls around. Hoops and studs run up her right ear—gold, diamond, turquoise, pearl—her hair pulled back tight in a ponytail. Black yoga pants, yellow tank top, taut skin visible in-between. Sunlight filters down onto her shoulders through the leaves and branches above. Past lovers shimmer in the verdant glow, one and then another and then still others, but they appear indistinct, like overlapping images on a faded billboard. Always, in recollection, his MBA program intrudes—the courseload, the hyper-competitive classmates, the stress-filled search for the best jobs (six-figure starting salary, plus a bonus, at a top-three consulting firm). It caused lasting PTSD, though his wife dismisses the feeling as an exaggeration.

It’s not an exaggeration.

But today could be different. Dance with this woman along the sun-dappled sidewalk. Uber to the airport and in the afternoon sit cross-legged on a beach in Big Sur. Grow a long beard. Pull his hair up in a bun. Discover the divine in a purple flower pushing up through the sand. A post-professional sadhu. What would it take?

When he was in business school, his dad became his second mom and his first mom married a woman and then he had to cope with having three moms. He married Katie and then she became a doctor and they had kids and they traded up from a small house to this bigger one, with four floors and a roof deck with a garden—lush with tomato vines, lavender, rosemary bushes—and a covered garage in back. These things should feel like markers of progress, but they feel like a slow-motion video of a collapsing building, dust rising from a pile of concrete as the walls tumble down. The debris settles in the thought-video, and the quiet that follows is palpable, like a fine powder falling on the skin.

He squares his shoulders, inserts his earbuds, and walks to the bike rental station.

Later, over lunch at an outdoor café, Damian sits with his friend Ashish. The smell of grilled hamburger floats in the air and mingles with exhaust from cars and buses rumbling by. People at neighboring tables stare at their phones, fingers flicking. At the firm where Damian works, Ashish is known as a quant jock. When a CEO wants to squeeze a few more percentage points of margin from a useless product, Ashish gets the call. Damian has never gotten such a call.

“On the way to work, I listened to an unbelievable story on NPR,” Damian says.

“Yeah?” Ashish, hunched over his Greek salad, speared half a cherry tomato.

“Bill Bennett—Secretary of Education under Reagan. Bennett thought potential mass shooters should be exorcised, to get the demons out of them.”

“How exactly would that work?”

“He didn’t say. He just said, ‘Where are the ministers? Where are the priests? The rabbis? The imams?’ ”

Nearby, office workers trudge across a plaza in midday heat, like the Israelites lugging tents and baskets across the desert. Was God watching the Israelites as they wandered from one camp to the next? Is God concerned about mass shootings? Where is God? (Gott ist tot, says a philosopher devil into Damian’s ear.) Why didn’t Bill Bennett ask about God? Damian considers sharing his thoughts with Ashish, then thinks better of it. He imagines that if he could step inside Ashish’s head, he’d find that Ashish is thinking about nothing besides the difficulty of capturing another cherry tomato. But then Ashish asks about Damian’s work on the Diversity Group.

“Why do you ask?”

“No reason really.”

Damian suspects there really is no reason behind Ashish’s question, except an auto-pilot impulse to ask a question—any question—after a conversational lull.

“Most days I feel good about it, but some days I’d like to get out of my pigeonhole.” He waits for Ashish to ask about the pigeonhole. Damian wants to talk about all the ways he feels stuck. Stuck with thoughts about random women, like the woman on his stoop with studs in her ear. Stuck in middle-age with two daughters and a wife and two cats and a dog and tropical fish (or did they die?) and three moms. Stuck being pegged at the firm as a soft-skills guy and not a quant jock.

“You play the hand you’re dealt,” Ashish says.

Damian feels he had a chance, a moment ago, with Ashish’s help, to pull himself out of the pigeonhole, even if Ashish is just a work friend and not a close friend (does he have any close friends?), but maybe he should just hunker down in his pigeonhole, embrace the darkness, and settle into the hellish little space where he deserves to be stuck for the rest of his days.

“Did you hear about the road-rage shooting downtown? Ashish says. “A driver jumped out of his car and opened another guy’s door. Two shots—stomach and leg.” Ashish shakes his head.

Damian hadn’t heard about it.

“My wife says I should carry a gun,” Ashish says.

“Bad idea.”

“I have a Zoom back at the office.”

Biking home, Damian pictures Ashish on a subway platform brandishing a six-shooter like a gunslinger in a 1950s Western, the weapon twirling around a crooked finger. Math Prodigy Had Enough, Brings Order to Commute. A phone call interrupts his thoughts. It’s his wife Katie.

“I’m so tired. The hospital was so busy today. Pizza tonight?”

Damian likes the idea, suggests they grab the girls, get out of the house, try the new place by Fitler Square. They’ll take an Uber—avoid the stress of finding a parking spot. “Deal,” says Katie.

The evening air is thick and hot when they pile out of the Uber. Damian approaches a waiter standing on the sidewalk by an outdoor dining hut. The waiter’s hair is pulled into a bun and perspiration trickles down his tattooed neck. Damian asks for one of the outside tables by the corner so his family can feel the breeze. The girls, wearing flouncy pink dresses, dance from one foot to the other. Either they’re hungry or need to pee. The waiter says the hostess is inside and he’ll get her. The girls keep dancing, and Katie looks off into the distance, as if she’s surveying a metropolis from a skyscraper observation deck.

Heat surges like a wave along the sidewalk. Sweat soaks Damian’s shirt. Katie starts leading the girls in a modified two-step. The girls giggle—left foot out, stomp, back, right foot out, stomp, back—then stop, cross their arms, and begin to whimper. Katie leans down, hugs the girls, glances over at Damian. Her face is red and glistening. Damian looks skyward, searching for help among the indifferent stars. A group of four people—two men and two women who look like they’re in their late twenties, all dressed in faded T-shirts and dark cotton pants—take one of the outdoor tables. The waiter walks over, fanning himself with a handful of menus. He smiles and says something that Damian can’t hear and the young people laugh. Damian checks the time on his phone. They’ve been waiting almost fifteen minutes.  

“You’d like a table?” says the hostess. Damian hadn’t seen her come outside. He turns and her face is inches from his. She wears tinted aviator glasses and a long black dress.

“An outdoor table,” Damian says. “It’s way too hot anywhere else.”

“We can seat you over there,” she says, gesturing to a table inside the hut. Above the table, a fan rotates slowly. The other tables inside the hut are unoccupied. “The tables outside on the sidewalk are for people waiting,” she adds.

“But . . .” Damian begins to say, pointing toward the four young people seated nearby, then trails off. He feels like he’s been Tasered, though he’s never been Tasered, or been in any kind of situation in which that would have happened, but he imagines he’d feel like he does now. His girls begin to jump up and down.

“We’re not going to do this,” Damian says to the hostess. “That fan is just moving the heat around.”

Katie mumbles: “Here we go.”

“What?” says the hostess.

“I’m not sitting at that table,” Damian says. “It’s too hot in there.”

“Suit yourself.”

Damian turns to Katie. “Let’s go.”

“What?”

Damian remembers the woman on the stoop, the sweaty office workers, Ashish and his cherry tomato, their conversation about the Diversity Group. “We’re not going to do this.”

They walk away, their daughters whining in unison, “I WANT PIZZA!”

Damian knows it’s unlikely they’ll find an open table at another restaurant. The girls collapse on the sidewalk and start to cry. Damian and Katie stand over them, heads bowed as if in prayer. Damian feels reverent in this prayer-like pose. God must be watching.

“Boy, you really put your foot down,” Katie says, keeping her eyes on the girls.

He hears the sarcasm in her words, but a solemn voice in his head intones: “You did it, Damian. You did it. You put your foot down.”

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Mario Moussa is a best-selling author whose work has appeared in such varied publications as Fortune, Forbes, Heavy Feather Review, and elsewhere. He was a finalist in the Principal Foundation’s 2024 Story Initiative contest. A recent story is forthcoming in the Chicago Quarterly Review. He is finishing a collection about a fictional neighborhood in Philadelphia.

Tina Cartwright

Open. Open. Open.

            He turns to scream at me. His hands lift off the controls. The pod veers into oncoming traffic. Behind his rabid, jutting face I see other pods ignite force fields and pulse warnings. I make myself small. I am a dog on its back, belly exposed, eyes rolling. My skin is grass in the chill wind. My scalp curls away from him. He yells. He spits. His eyes jitter. The pod quakes and judders. A Commuter Ship bears down. He swivels the control toward it.

~

            What did he say before he did it? the panel ask. The woman with the curly hair and string of beads leans in. Can we get a reading? she asks toward the door and one of the assistants comes in with the reading station to check if I am physically sound enough to go on. I’m fine, I say, trying to wave it away. Take a break, the woman smiles. He said, I hate you. He hissed, I hate you.

~

            We are not supposed to get angry. I mean more, we are, we can, but we have been trained to let the anger sit inside us, to let it flame up and burn out. Gone. The anger is ours and it is not to be cast at another. I can do it, take anger in by moving, making my body large and jolting about the space, but the aim, the goal of the training is to take anger in like breath, just another part of being human.

            Training starts before we can speak. It is the true beginning of life when we can go out into the fields and the mountains with the others and learn to become who we are. Very early on there are some of us that are doers, some are thinkers, and some questioners. It is my job to bring the outsiders in, which I suppose I think is strange since I have more than a toe outside myself. That might be why he liked me in the beginning. He often said that we were the same.

            This is harder to relate than I thought. We believe that it is impossible to hide anything, impossible to obscure any belief, thought or inclination. We have been trained, convinced that to be alive is to be fully Open and to be fully Open is the only desirable state. We will never hide because hiding is childish, stunted and silly, not to mention impossible.

            We live on one of the closest PODS to the old earth and although we have people who can do anything, our POD is named T-POD since we specialise in the training. Envoys come from far flung planets, or from other PODs identifying new things to incorporate into the training and we get to work quickly testing and blending and adding this new element into the training schema. For me, the interesting thing is that any new training has to be the most efficient, the most instinctive, not only for all humanity but for every species, and of these we are always discovering more out there; so I find it busy and enthralling work.

            In each of our home pads one chamber is reserved for visiting species. Anyone might come at any time. Sometimes they are flooded with water for the new Cetaceans and sometimes they are sucked of air for the Xy-2s. When a new visitor comes to my pad a flash of knowledge will enter my thoughts and I can begin to prepare. I know instantly that Dlith will require one flat pillow to hug and one lumpy pillow for his head. He will need cooling, fur slippers and three old songs before sleeping. These things lead me to believe that he will be older than he is.

            When I open the airlock he steps in, pulling off his helmet with a suck-pop, his spidery black locks quivering into place. I will say that I do stand in the small hallway and watch as he strips off the rest of the suit and only then do I step back when I see that he is the perfect shape. His body is a magnet for mine. I feel the force of it immediately and have to turn side on, so as not to stand very close to the muscled shoulders and proud chin. We do not usually speak in words unless it is absolutely necessary but he goes on and on, he’s been on an expedition, done the weirdest mind blend with a giant slug, what do I like and do I know any old songs? He puts his head on the side and watches me with his deep, dark eyes. Do I sing by any chance?

~

            Dliiith, I say. My voice is fractured, quaking and breathy. ‘Dlith,’ I say again in the low and firm tone you use with a ferocious dog. Let me out, I say. I look at the pod hatch eject button but we are on the Zip, the fast highway returning from the Rest Moon. Just now we have passed the last Zip station and there is nowhere else to disembark. I am trapped. With him. The pod lurches wildly. His hands make fists and he almost lets go. Please, I say, and there’s a sob in my voice. But his anger has eaten him. You’re just like them, he screams, slamming a palm onto the controls. Earlier, he overrode the autopilot like he always does, the first time he did, flashing me a smile and saying, I like to be in control. I remember because I told myself who am I to take away his pleasure? Why was I not trained against myself?

~

            Three weeks after this when I am deemed recovered the panel will ask me if he made me do the Open Ceremony. Before I can answer one of them, an older man, will scoff, how can anyone make someone do that, it’s elective! I glance at him as he realizes what he’s said and we both know he will lose his position. In fact, he gets up and leaves to report himself before I can answer. I find it an interesting question because the most loving and honest thing you can do is the Open Ceremony. Sometimes we are matched up and strongly advised to do it. The most honest and senior among us has often done the Ceremony with beings that we can only ever imagine exist.

            Why have I done this Ceremony with Dlith? Not to prove anything. Not because he asked me. Not because he wanted it. Partly, I realize, because I felt sorry for him and partly because I loved him; but mostly—above all else—because I believed in myself. I believed that the absolute power of my Openness could heal.

            A Vam with flickering green eyes and narrow suckers, brings them together and leans across the table toward me. How well did you know him when you undertook the Ceremony? Did you know what he was capable of?

            Yes, I think, I did. I just thought I was capable of more.

~

            It seems like I agreed to the Ceremony on a whim, but I have been thinking about it for a long time. You see there is the beginning and then there is the truth. In the beginning Dlith and I will wake up together, we will turn away from one another and select our skins. Sometimes I like my tough feel of scales, slightly damp and that sodium chloride smell mixed with earth. I feel like swimming, I will say from within my new skin. He often chooses the lion skin. In the wash cube he’ll creep up behind me, I know he is there of course, and roar. I will pretend to be scared and we will laugh, lion and alligator face in the mirror. Who would win in a fight, he says, wistfully. In the afternoons we’ll lie out and look at the purple sky watching ships come in and I’ll stroke his mane away from his face. But we have no training on love and it is harder than it seems. That we have no training on love seems strange to me now and the more I saw he desired and admired me, the more he wanted to possess me, and the more he wanted to possess me, the weaker he felt, and the weaker he felt, the more he hated himself.

            Soon, he wanted to know every single little thing. What was that alert that I just got? Why did that flicker of frown pass my face? Was he not the best thing I’d ever experienced in my entire life? If I did not give the right answer with the right enthusiasm fast enough then he became furious, bursting in the face, swollen with yellow bile and red vengeance. In trying to avoid this I learned to speak his truth. But no reassurance was enough. I should have known that nothing would ever be.

~

            At the Opening Ceremony we are naked. There are hundreds of other naked pairs surrounding us in the metallic-grey landing hall, which is empty of ships. I am watching Dlith from the moment we walk in, hands outstretched to one another, so of the others I only register that the pairs are all different colours, species, sizes, shapes. In the far corner I see a senior I recognise, a Flying Ray, rise onto its tail in order to embrace a tiny black-and-white bee. It brings tears to my eyes, since what we hope is to bring the Ceremony to as many beings as possible. It is elective but we hope ALL will do it, as much as possible, with anyone and every being.

            It’s true I take quite a glance at Dlith’s body before locking into his dark eyes. There is no form to this so when we are ready we plant our soles on the cool floor and stand right up close to one another. When our palms press against one another, the floor raises slightly on my side so that we are eye to eye, nose to nose, chest to chest. I listen for the sound of his heartbeat. We match as much of our skin as we can, our forearms are flat against one another, and our palms too. Although we have experienced one another sexually many times this has nothing to do with that. This is better. His eyes are too close to mine to see them properly. What I do is make them mine. I see them perceiving me. I fall into their darkness, at the same time as sharing his breath. We breathe as one. Hour on hour. We breathe and see as one. We become one being. I feel his chest say, this is me, this is the how of me, this is what I believe. I do the same. Hour on hour. I hold all of myself Open. I let him feel my doubt. I dissolve it right now, with him as witness. There are the scars of childhood, the years of neglect, the misunderstandings and the slights. I am surprised by his capacity for revenge, and momentarily he flickers closed, defensive against my judgment. We stall. And then Open, Open, Open. I can see what he is. I can see how small he is inside. But this is what I wanted. If I am Open, Open, I can give it to him. I am him. Can’t he see. We are we.

            Weeks afterward we are having breakfast and he pours himself a glass of juice and moves the juice away from me, though he can see I want it. I am not sure whether to reach for it. Should I ask for it? He pretends to ignore me. I get up my courage and ask for some juice. Instead of handing me the bottle he snatches my glass and half-fills it, placing the juice bottle back on his side out of my reach. A bit more please, I say, and realize that I am I straining to keep my voice steady. Huffily, he unscrews the juice lid and violently floods my glass. There, he says, as the orange juice spreads over the table and pours into my lap.

            You weren’t Open, he says.

            What?

            At the Ceremony, you weren’t Open. You were faking it. You’re such a good actor.

            The air sparks. I do not know what he will do. Is there something I can say to diffuse? But also, I feel like crying because I have failed. My Openness was not enough for his distrust, for his self-hate.

            After the Open Ceremony we will be laughing, I will be telling how training of a bunch of newcomers is going, telling my anecdotes that I have saved up for him, and he will laugh with his neck bent backwards, but then when he brings it back to look at me, all the joy has leaked out of his eyes and I will be looking at the abyss. You are supposed to Hold Open forever with that being that you do the Ceremony with and he will say I caught that. What? I ask and he will laugh because after the Ceremony either you close everything or nothing at all. I had had a tiny thought that I had talked more than ever with him, and that I found it exhausting. I had thought that might be a good moment between us, one in which I could be myself, a contemplator and not a speaker, but no, he says that if I do not speak, then I am not doing my share and so I do, even though it is very hard and tiring for me.

            One afternoon he comes home happy. I am at my console in the living area and when I turn back to hear him enter, he is pulling off his helmet, and I am waiting for his eyes to appear, like that first time. Things have been hard. Words and thoughts have been hard. Something that was big inside me before is now made of the thinnest glass. I am a trainer and surely I should have known. But today his face is bright and his eyes soft and brilliant and my body does that thing where it leads me to him.

            I have a week off, he says, pressing me against him. I stop myself from looking back at my console and I admit I kiss him to try and keep him from catching my thought which is that I am on deadline. We have recently incorporated a new bunch of species, most of them touch thinkers, and now, I need to adjust our most intimate training sessions, somehow melding pinpoint sensation with holistic instinct. Sometimes I get carried away talking about my work, and then he thinks I think it’s more important than him. I do not yet see that there is no way to satisfy his self-destruction. So, I enthusiastically agree to go to the Rest Moon with him for a week. This means that for three days before the trip I must work eleven hour days while selecting my words carefully and still giving him enough attention.

~

            Why are we trained to identify danger and not power? Power is the most fearful. I said that to Dlith once, and he laughed, and said, you have to seize it. No one’s going to give it to you, you have to take it. I hum, because I am thinking that he needs retraining. I rush my thoughts on to the task we are doing because I know my next thought and I cannot think it in front of him. It is my duty to report that he needs retraining. And yet, if I do that he will come out different. Can I do that to him? Should I?

            He has a whistle that he plays with the tiny gusts from the movement of his toes. While it rises and hums, he sings. I think he knows how badly I want him to sing for me, because he only does it when I don’t need it. I am not allowed to ask for it. It surprises me to know that I just want to be loved like I love him.

~

            First thing when we embark the pod to travel to the Rest Moon, he has forgotten to refresh the air in the flux chamber, and we will have to stop somewhere and do it. Somehow this is my fault even though we take his pod. He will not let me control. He never does. He says his pod is bigger. I say mine is more efficient. He says he’s the better controller. When we are in and initiating our restraining fields I get an alert. I open my palm and glance at it quickly. How stupid is it that it pulses red. As I register it, Dlith sees and then I see that he sees I have seen. A blistering chasm opens its white jaws in front of me. Inside is whirling space, waiting to suck me in. Instead of getting out of the pod, instead of scrambling for my life, I breathe calmly. You’re an excellent actor, I tell myself. What did the alert say? he asks zipping the pod into the air, zinging toward the exit. Hackers, I say. I hope it wasn’t me, I sound tentative. Someone hasn’t followed shut down procedure at work. He nods and I cannot tell if he believes me or not. The alert said: WARNING. WE BELIEVE YOU ARE IN A POD WITH A REPORTED CONTROLLER. DLITH V. MELLOR IS RESCINDED FOR RECKLESS CONTROL. DISEMBARK NOW. IMMINENT DANGER.

~

            At the long table in front of the panel I tell them I’m happy to let them go in and explore my past thoughts, but we both know my reporting of the incident is more important than what really happened. My eyes ache from the reckoning. Am I safe? Why did it take them so long to alert me? I had been in the pod with him many times before. Later, I will find out why. Surely he will be excluded. He has killed someone. Not himself and not me. I am supposed to feel lucky it wasn’t me, but I feel guilty. I cannot reason at which point I crossed the battlelines not only against myself but against others. Warning after warning and I chose love. I thought I did.

            One of the seniors picks up her string of chestnut-coloured beads and lets them fall against her collar bone. Softly, she says, might you please tell us what you were thinking when you stayed in the pod after receiving the warning? Why you didn’t then activate the emergency alerts? This is a very, very good question and I wish I had a better answer. The truth is I was frightened. I had sort of been corralled by him, into believing it was him and I, that the greatest act of my life would be to trust him above all others.

~

            I manage to survive the week of holiday. There are fights and crying and confessions and me so careful, so measured, so caged. I dare not stare too long out the window, lest it seem I wish I was elsewhere. I dare not struggle to sleep, or eat or shit, lest he interpret this struggling as rejection. I must listen to him lie across the fake, old-timey, brown shag flooring of our holiday pad and play that damn whistle with the wiggling of his bristled toes, for hours on end, and I must not once register on my face how much the sight of his feet now makes me cringe. My head hums with exhaustion. My face is not good enough at hiding my exhaustion so I take to plunging it under the cool faucet many times a day to brighten it, so that he will not say, you’re supposed to be on holiday, with a deepening frown. Am I hard work for you? Don’t you enjoy my company?

            On the last day of holiday I have been especially careful not to be too cheerful. I do not think about reporting myself and requesting to change pads and never going home so that he will never find me. Because he has broken down crying now, telling me how it wasn’t his fault that his control was revoked, there was a pelican in the cross path. I hold my face very still. I have never seen a pelican in my life.

            I have made it through the week. I have and we are on the way home. I must just survive this last thing. Down in the exiting port we are stuffing the hold with our special pillows and left over berry treats. I make a play for control. I’ll get out of practice, I say. Pfft, it’s not hard, he says, and he shrugs, his finger on the hatch button. I hold my breath. Next time, he says.

            Ten minutes into the twenty minute flight back he erupts. Why did you want to control? he says. You don’t fucking believe me, do you? After everything we’ve been through. I trusted you! God, it’s hard to hide your thoughts from someone you’ve Opened to. It’s hard to shutter your eyes, wear your face in the right way. And I had done it. I had nearly done it. Now, he is screaming and I am shivering.

            Dlith! I shout. Please stop! Oh my God! We will hit the Commuter Ship. I see its yellow side crowd the window. I scream and shut my eyes.

            Hands on the controls he looks at me with his eyes bucked, whites showing, and his arms stiff. I sense what he’s going to do. Nooo! I cry. I am bawling as he flicks the control rightward and the yellow of the Commuter Ship engulfs us. A monstrous bang. My head falls into blackness. It rockets. Am I falling or flying? Am I dead? Crashing all around us. I am here again. We have hit. We are rising. I think we will be flung so high that we’ll flick over the barrier force-field and out into space. My mind tries to recall the training. What to do in the unlikely event your pod plunges into hard space. Eject. Suit up. Where are the suits? No, this is not the order. I cannot remember. But no, we are smoking and grating to a stop along the protective runnel of the Zip. Someone, perhaps the driver of the Commuter Ship, has activated the Emergency safety runnels.

~

            Weeks later, after I have been healed from most of my injuries, some of my bones broken and rebroken, stitched straighter and using that new, incredible electric bone growth starter they’ve manufactured. I feel good. Alive. Whole. But I don’t particularly feel like myself. I cry in the wash cube and am praised for it. Better to process than to withhold, although of course I am permitted to do both. That day Dlith has injured many beings, given them fear and trauma, when what he wanted was to hurt me, which became to him, the same as hurting himself. I will tell this to the panel.

            It turns out Dlith is the better actor because he has already been retrained once. That is why it took them so long to see that he was still a threat. In a glaringly similar situation to mine, it was not veering to miss a pelican that made them rescind his control, no, it was after he hit a woman. A woman, like me, that he said he loved. She has died. He has killed her. It was Decided that he hit her on purpose and the panel will permit me to read his statement in which he claims that he didn’t know what came over him, he was a good person, he only wanted to scare and punish her, for lying, for pretending to love him. What will happen to him? I ask. They do not yet know, but, they say he will never, ever be given any opportunity for any type of power. But we already know that, I say. That’s why we do the Open Ceremony. We know that when someone feels powerful their sense of collaboration, their empathy and Openness dissipates. Not everyone, they say.

            I am given a promotion. I am made a Teller. I am supposed to Tell about Love, and when I go all around the PODs and talk with all beings, I always start with this story because if someone asks you to trust THEM more than YOURSELF that has nothing to do with love. AND if they start to Tell you yourself, that’s ludicrous and vile too, and you must not believe them. Then I go on a bit about Holding Open and about how when you get to it the self doesn’t exist, not as this separate thing, and sometimes I’ll look out across the audience and see the fangs of an Ipyll gleam, the wiggle of an Eem sensor, bright blue and sparking, and I’ll think, this is me. Sometimes too, I look like me and sometimes I talk from within my Alligator skin but always, I am Open, Open, Open

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Tina Cartwright (she/her) is a writer and healthcare worker living on Wurundjeri lands in Melbourne. Her manuscripts were longlisted for the Michael Gifkins Prize for an unpublished novel in 2023 and 2024. In 2025 she was a finalist for the Tasmanian Writers’ Prize, longlisted for the Commonwealth Short Story Prize and Highly Commended in the Boroondara Literary Awards. She is a 2026 Small Fiction Nominee.

Catherine Chiarella Domonkos

Joanne, Where Do You Think You’re Going in That Dress?

Lady Gaga helps me squeeze into her dress, the one she wore to the VMAs, the one made from 50 pounds of tailored Argentine flank steaks. Straight from the fridge at the Haus of Gaga, stored in optimal conditions, there’s only the faintest smell of rot. Over the years the dress has gotten darker, less gore, more garnet and ruby. The fat, a defiance of lace swirling. 

       She fits the dress to my body, a body my mother calls zaftig when she’s feeling generous, tubby when she’s not. Gaga trusses me with butcher’s twine, stuffs the top with wax paper. I try to cover my thighs, tugging on the sticky hem, but she swats my hands, keeps moving. “Girl, everyone’s got the right to wear a meat dress.” She sweats with the effort of cutting and trimming and wrapping, a pool surrounding her rhinestoned armadillo boots.

       “What’s with the long face?” She slaps a slab of hat on my head, a jaunty tilt to the left, dipping low on my forehead. “Here, put these on,” as she tosses me matching boots.

       “I don’t think I can go, Gaga, not even in your dress.” I picture my evening more Carrie than Edge of Glory, grab a half-eaten Snickers from my dresser to satisfy my nerves. “I’ve changed my mind. This is a mistake.”

       She snatches the candy, flings it. “You’re beautiful in your own way, baby. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” She yanks the neckline across my shoulders. “Chin up.”

       “But what if…”

       “Abracadabra you’re a queen, alright? Is that what you need to hear? Don’t be such a drag. You’ve got this.” She thrusts a clutch into my hands. “Let’s go.” She spins me toward the door.

       How I wish that she would come with me to prom. The cheerleaders would die if I showed up with Lady Gaga. Like their heads would literally explode. Then there’s Cindy Tagler who I’ve been crushing on since middle school but who only side-eyes me when we pass in the hall. Maybe she would finally stop and see me.

       “Come with me Gaga. I’m begging you.”

       “Can’t. I promised Elton I’d handle his kids’ bath time tonight while he and John are at couples therapy. But even if I were free, you wouldn’t catch me at a prom.”

       “Wait…what? It’s a rite of passage, memories of a lifetime and all that.”

       “They called me an attention-whore in high school, bullied the crap out of me because I was different. No good memories for me, but you do you. Go. Or don’t.”

       She escorts me to the limo, leans inside to lay paper towels so I won’t stain the white interior.   She slides a corsage, a single white rose – her favorite flower - onto my wrist. For the smell, I guess. 

       As I’m ripping a piece of paper towel from the roll to wipe my clammy palms, my mother shouts from the front door where in hell do I think I’m going and they’re all going to laugh at me and well they should in that ridiculous getup. Before I can answer, Gaga whirls around, tiny fists on her sequined hips. Chest puffed out, she glares at my mother like a superhero doll. My mother’s jaw flops open. She retreats and closes the door.

       Gaga turns back to me. “Don’t let anyone dim your light just because they’re blinded by you. You feel me? They’ll just have to put on sunglasses.” She hops onto her scooter and buzzes out of sight.

       I catch my reflection in the bay window, my mother peeking out from behind a curtain. At first, I wince at the shine, but I don’t turn away. I straighten, catch a whiff of affirming corsage, armor cinching around me. I see myself.

       I slip into the limo. “Where to?” My fingers stall on the door handle. “Well?” My head lolls against the icy window.

       I can’t wait to dance with Cindy.

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Catherine Chiarella Domonkos’ recent words appear in Centaur Lit, The Disappointed Housewife, JMWW, and Bending Genres among other literary places. Her stories have been selected for Best Small Fictions, nominated twice for the Pushcart Prize and longlisted for the Wigleaf Top 50. For the complete collection, check out: www.catherinechiarelladomonkos.com.

Jeremy Mauser

My Neck, the Pendulum

The first time he said the f-slur in front of me, it was an accident. And by “accident,” I don’t mean it was like two cars colliding at peak velocities, hurling their passengers into a new stage of life, if their lives still exist at all. Or, actually, is that exactly what I mean? What I meant, at least originally, was he had greased his tongue with that word so often, with such little thought, that it slipped out seamlessly in my presence, in the presence of the other guys—“the boys,” as we call them. The boys who whipped their faces in my direction with such vicarious guilt.

Wait, no, that wasn’t guilt—it was just curiosity. They stared at me not because they knew I was queer (they didn’t), but because my reaction would either confirm or reject my status as one of “the boys.” A litmus test of sorts. A swarm of bug eyes and loose mouths eager to see whether I could hang. Whether I’d impede on this particular expression of their unfiltered selves.

I stared at the boy who said the word, my flesh starting to boil under the heat of the room’s collective gaze, and he didn’t flinch. Didn’t raise his hands defensively. No, he said coolly, calmly, evenly: “Don’t worry. I don’t use the word around anyone who’s uncomfortable with it.” I wasn’t positive whether there was a question beneath the statement, and this straight guy continued. “When I say it, I don’t mean it as an anti-gay slur. I just use it to show I don’t approve of someone.” The other guys nodded their understanding. They nodded their endorsement. I nodded my submission, hoping these eyes would direct their warmth elsewhere. But, no, it didn’t stop. The nodding didn’t stop.

It grew faster. More forceful. More desperate and aggressive. Like we were trying to shake something loose of its glue. And then it happened—bones splintered, skulls separated from spines, heads became free under the warm earth known as boyish flesh. Their nodding persisted against the laws of physics and physiology, without the constraints of the brain stem. I continued my nodding. That’s right, I continued. Not because I wanted it, nor because I needed it. I wasn’t forced, or coerced, or scared. I continued to nod because I never stopped. Simple as that. The way a knee jerks without thought when smacked in the right spot. Except this knee became a pendulum whose kinetic energy never transitioned into heat or sound. This knee inherited new laws, ones that our necks seemed to understand and obey.

My bones never splintered, were never severed, but they did bruise. Oh, did they bruise, and scar, and cycle through scab after scab. I’m still nodding, actually. Did you notice? I haven’t stopped, but I tell myself I can stop whenever I feel like it. The thing is, I forget how it feels to feel. And that guy, the one who prompted our nodding, he’s still standing there. He’s a foot shorter than me, but he lurks before me, stares me down, stares down at me. He ascribes his own meanings to whatever words he pleases, and we continue to nod. We insist on our nodding.

I insist on my nodding until my queerness works its way to my tongue, dormant and bashful, tasteless and expired. My queerness, the car wreck. And I stare at it as I slow down on the highway. Not out of respect, but to admire the spectacle of its carnage.

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Jeremy Mauser is an MFA candidate in Creative Writing at the University of Alabama. His prose, poetry, and everything in between are featured or forthcoming in Sonora Review, New Delta Review, and Eggplant Emoji, among other publications. He is an Assistant Fiction Editor at Black Warrior Review, a Reader at the Masters Review, and a stand-up comic who can be found on Instagram @jeremymauserwrites and Bluesky @jeremymauser.bsky.social.

Kik Lodge

At the soup kitchen, hearts shrink and flesh out

We’re freezing our backsides off in the queue and this woman pushes in, and because we’re not a culture that voices things, we don’t react but balance our weight onto the other foot. We can feel it though, in our bellies, the aching injustice—it’s enough to start a riot. So to soothe ourselves, we pull her apart in our minds, limb by limb. We tug at the threads of her cardigan with peacocks on it, we give her names, vilify her offspring, ridicule every decision she has ever made, stub out her qualities, spit on her attempts to make a clean break. We’re all suffering here, but a queue is a queue, and we have fresh charges for her the closer she gets to the ladle. In the meantime, a man, our hero, the man everyone wants to be, even the women, the man with a bobble hat and more courage than all of us put together, speaks up and says these words —Excuse me, I think you’ll find the queue starts here, and he points to the empty place just behind me. Everyone hears it, everyone feels the repose that comes when wrongs have been righted, and in our heads there are raucous claps and encores. We, hungry humans that we are, watch the woman, and the woman says Oh, just Oh, and she looks about and receives nothing but stares. She seems off-course in this world but it’s all the same to us. Then I notice she has a kid waiting in a pushchair by the tree with another kid watching over it, and she keeps looking at them, and the claps in my head start to peter out. Not everyone sees the kids by the tree, because their eyes are on the ladle, but I do, so I think of the courage of the bobble hat man and say come with me to the woman, and we walk to the front of the queue and I say she’s alright, she’s got littluns, and the chap looks over and nods and dishes out three bowls of hot chicken curry and rice, which I help take over, but the man in the bobble hat stands in front of me, so I say step the fuck away you righteous dick, and all the others have spears in their eyes, apart from an old lady who says it’s ok, go on love, and even if I have to wait all over again in the cold slug of a queue when I return, it doesn’t matter because there’s something settling in my heart right now, something new for me but as old as time, and it took root under the tree when the woman squeezed my hand and said you’re a good man, you.

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Kik Lodge is a short fiction writer from Devon, England, but she lives in France with a menagerie of kids, cats, rabbit and a man now. Her work can be found in some lovely journals; The Citron Review, Bending Genres, trampset, Milk Candy Review, Splonk and Smokelong Quarterly, as well as the Best Microfiction 2024 and 2026 anthologies. Her debut flash collection, Scream If You Want To, is out with Alien Buddha Press and a second collection, The Bully in my Pillow, is forthcoming with Stanchion Books.

Lori Barrett

Jax and the Climbing Vine

Jax knelt on the grass bordering her overgrown garden, under a thick layer of clouds. Vines unfurled from a nearly dead clematis threatening to choke the blooms from her perennial bed.

“They call it the devil’s rope,” the woman who previously owned her home explained as she walked Jax and Ben through the yard ten years ago.

“Grim,” Ben had responded.

Jax picked up a green tendril and tugged. It followed her fingers, pulling dianthus and phlox blossoms out of the soil. Earthworms and centipedes oozed from their burrows. She unearthed a flying fairy, lost and lamented by her daughter Violet eight years before. Back when they’d hang out in the garden, weeding together or creating fairy villages with moss and bark.

She followed the web of roots to the base of a dead fig tree, where it spiraled in and out of the tree’s base. She needed her pruners.

“Ben,” she called inside.

No response. He was packing for a business trip, which on this morning meant he was rewrapping the handle of his tennis racket. They met in a badminton league, at a time when she was light as a shuttlecock, skipping and jumping with her racket to score points. They’d go out after games, split pitchers of beer and laugh about mistakes they made during play and in life. Now their criticisms had thorns. Now her feet were heavy with responsibility and fatigue. Ben, on the other hand, had unearthed two nights a week for tennis.

“Why do you need that if it’s a work trip?” she’d asked about the racket on her way outside to pull weeds.

“I won’t be working 24/7,” he said.

She tried to pull the vine away from the dead wood but it was wound too tightly. She stuck the toe of her shoe between the fig tree’s twisted roots to give herself leverage. The vine wouldn’t budge. She put her other shoe in between the roots and stepped off the ground. She felt like Tarzan. Or Jane. She began to climb.

From the height of her daughter’s bedroom window she saw Violet sprawled across her bed staring at her phone. In a few hours she had soccer practice. Ben was supposed to drive her before he left. Jax knew his packing would take precedence. She’d drive, which also meant Jax would be the one to remind Violet about laundry, walking the dog, emptying the dishwasher. Resentment propagated between mother and daughter like a fungus. The garden was Jax’s refuge, where bickering roots and stems acquiesced to her guidance. 

Trepidation dwindled with each step away from her house and neighborhood. Wind whispered encouragement. Finally she came to a flat carpet of clouds. She put a foot down to test the stability. Confident it could support her, she stepped off the vine.

She looked over an expanse of white punctuated by swaying wild grasses and brush, a pillowy prairie interrupted by a small house with a turret. How was any of this possible, she wondered. A cloud, a grassland, a mini castle? She walked toward the structure and knocked on the door. No one answered, though she thought she heard voices. She tried the handle. It opened. 

Inside it smelled of adolescent sweat and salty snacks. As she moved, her hip bumped a table covered in empty sports-drink bottles, balled up napkins, and wrappers from cereal bars and flaming hot snacks. One of the bottles rolled off the table. She froze.

From the bedroom a bored voice said: “Fee fi fo fud. I smell the scent of motherhood.” 

She ducked into a closet and tried to quiet her breath. Footsteps passed. After a few minutes the beeps and chimes of a video game filled the room. Spoons clinked against bowls. Voices spoke in superlatives: most, worst, so real, so fake.

She crept out of the house and hid behind a bush. She took in the sea of strange plants across the horizon, the tufts of spiky grass poking through the clouds like infant hair. She touched one of the dark, glossy leaves of the bush next to her. It looked like gardenia or magnolia, with big, reflective leaves. She could almost see her reflection. White spores covered the underside. She ran her finger over the surface and a few fell off into her hand. She wished she had her reading glasses. From what her aging eyes could make out, they looked like badminton shuttlecocks.

She was startled by what sounded like the click of fingers tapping on a phone screen. The  teens spilled from the mini castle.

“I knew I smelled something mom-ish,” one of them said, rolling his eyes.

She yanked a branch of the shrub, hoping to carry it home and propagate it in her garden. It wouldn’t separate.

From the corner of her eye she thought she saw a young girl kneeling, hair blowing in the breeze. She crawled toward the girl, hoping to get some answers. Close up, she realized it was wavy, wild grass, not a person. She wished again for her reading glasses. She ran her fingers through the wispy plumes, softer than any grass she’d ever felt. Like Violet’s hair. Or her own, when she was younger. Then the fragrance hit: drugstore shampoo from the eighties — something like Prell or Agree. It was the scent of hours alone in her bedroom, reading or listening to music. She reclined as she stroked the grass, almost falling asleep.

“Hey,” shouted one of the kids. “There she is. Get her!”

Four kids, cellphones in hand, ran toward her. One of them shouted: “Be she alive or be she dead, we’ll need her skills to make our beds.”

Another yelled, “And our dinner.”

She crawled toward the vine she’d climbed up on, ducking behind another bush as she moved, this one with velvety leaves like the lamb’s ears in her garden, with bunches of tiny green buds, like hydrangea at the start of the season. Little mounds of potential ready to burst. It smelled like new books, her first job at a publishing house, and the sandalwood oil she wore then.

She wasn’t sure if it was the strange fragrances or the thin air that made her so disoriented. She was surrounded by tactile reminders of treasures she once had: beauty, free time, ambition. It took her breath away. Could she carry any of it home? Would she want to? Maybe she would just eat a few leaves?

One of the kids approached.

“Have you seen my phone charger?”

These kids were killing her buzz. They were more menacing than regular teens. She hadn’t heard them laugh once. She ran toward the vine she’d climbed up on, passing the hairlike grass. She wrapped a bunch of it around her fist and tugged.

“Wait! I don’t have any clean clothes,” one of the kids called. 

“Can you bring some snacks when you come back?” said another.

She hurried down the vine. She landed on the ground as Ben stepped outside, his tennis racket in hand.

“Did you call me?” He looked puzzled.

Jax stared at the ground, unsure what had just happened.

Ben tried a smile. “I’m running out of time. Do you think you could run Violet to practice?”

Maybe she’d fallen asleep. Except the grass was still in her hand.

“Find the time,” she said. She walked into her kitchen to put the grass in a jar of water.

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Lori Barrett lives and writes in Chicago. Her work has appeared in Salon, Citron Review, Laurel Review, Peatsmoke Journal, Maudlin House, and Identity Theory. She’s an assistant fiction editor at Pithead Chapel. Find more of her work at LoriBarrettwrites.com.

Michael Pershan

Tandem Jump

I only signed up on the insistence of my therapist who felt I needed, at the age of fifty-three, to confront what he called “terminal stubbornness.” In other words, he wanted me to do something awful to prove that I could. In other other words, he bet that I wouldn’t, even wagering the cost of three additional sessions. Ethically questionable, but it worked. Now I was taking off in a coffin with wings, a Cessna 182 with a goddam propeller, breathing steadily while harnessed to Travis, my tandem instructor.

This whole situation: I wanted it over quickly, with limited incident, so I could collect my winnings and make Dr. Jacobs listen to stories about my elderly father.

We reached twelve thousand feet. Diving time, someone said.

Hooray.

I opened my eyes and caught a glimpse of the sky. I admit I was impressed: blue beyond blue, in vast magnitude, draping a delicately curved world. I’m not a religious man, but it prompted thoughts of how much I mattered in this great scheme. Not much, was the answer. If the chute didn’t open, if I went splat, I’d be the one who mourned the most, in the brief moments before impact. The rest of this magnificent planet wouldn’t even blink.

Maybe thanks to these pleasant thoughts, I had a burst of courage. Now or never; if we must. But Travis, my instructor, wouldn’t budge. It took me a moment to realize that this was not routine, that Travis should have budged. It was, of course, the looks of the people around me that clued me in, including from Julian, a repeat jumper who spoke endlessly on our ascent and was giving a “this isn’t how it’s done” stare. The doorman (whose name I did not know) was motioning for Travis to make his move.

Because he was behind me—I was strapped to him—it took me a few minutes to realize the problem. It was that Travis, my instructor, was crying. I heard his sobs. I felt his hot tears roll down my neck.

“We’re all sad,” finally said the doorman, a twenty-something SkyLife employee. He had to shout this over the wind and the plane’s engine. He was talking to Travis. “It’s not just you.”

“What’s the issue?” I asked.

“His good pal Domino died,” said the employee. He looked at Travis. “Our good pal.”

“Oh,” I said.

“I love you Domino,” Travis said, almost in my ear. He choked back tears, each sob shaking my body. “I know you can hear me, wherever you are. You loved blue skies, and we’ve got a beauty today. Just know that we’re sending love, buddy. We’ll see each other someday real soon…real soon, I know…”

“Real soon?” I wondered aloud.

But nobody heard me, because at that exact moment Travis made his decision and dropped us into the sky.

~

I still struggle to describe what happened next. It lasted about sixty seconds. As best I can tell, existence unraveled into chaos and glorious madness. I lost the ability to put one thought beside the next, as if my capacity for language was a complex machine that had been set on fire with a match and gas. In other words, the dial in my head was set to static and the volume turned up. I saw only blue. The wind was in my cheeks. I was dissolving in air, drowning in sky.

Then, at last, Travis and I were plucked out of freefall by the tug of our chute.

For the first time I looked down, I mean really looked, and my mind registered simultaneously the danger and my safety from it—not very reassuring, unfortunately. A panic settled into my chest as I considered how my life depended on the man I was tethered to, who was again sobbing, speaking the word “Domino” over and over again.

“Domino, Domino,” he said.

“At least he’s in a better place now,” I said, turning back to speak.

“What?” said Travis. “You’ve got to be louder.”

“At least he’s in a better place!”

“Thanks,” Travis said, gathering himself. “I’m sorry for what happened up there. You paid SkyLife for a transformative experience and that’s what you deserve, no matter what I happened to be dealing with.”

“Not a problem!” I shouted back.

“Pretty great view,” he said. “Right? And if you look over there you can see the edge of Lake Washington.”

We fell on in silence. The ground was remarkably far below. I didn’t want to vomit but wondered if I would.

“You know,” said Travis, “My mind can’t believe it, even if my brain knows he’s gone. Want to know the first thing I did when I got the news? I texted Dom. Three texts in a row, boom boom boom. I just said I loved him, three separate times. Kept waiting for him to respond.”

“Did he?” I asked, like a dumbass.

“No,” he said. “But I keep checking.”

Travis pulled on something and we veered to the right, slicing through the wind.

“Look at this” he said, pushing his wrist close to my face. “You like the bracelet?”

“Yes,” I lied.

“If you can believe it, Domino made it. Dude was self-taught. A lot of the guys used to think that was funny, Dom skipping drinks to weave leather bracelets. But I’ll let you be the judge. He had some talent, wouldn’t you agree?”

“Definitely,” I said. My fear came roaring back. “What happened to Dom…was it an accident?”

“Overdose,” said Travis. “I always said, he should sell his bracelets. He said he wasn’t good enough to sell to strangers. He wanted to get good at magnetic clasps first. But I don’t think he really wanted to get good at clasps. He liked doing rough work. Not that he was clumsy, I mean look at the craft on this fucker.” He showed me his wrist again. “But Dom loved the moments before things happened. I don’t even think he liked jumping out of planes. What he liked most was sitting on the edge, if that makes sense. He liked bumpy rides in that rickety Cessna.”

“Shit,” Travis said after a moment. “I shouldn’t have said ‘rickety.’”

At this point, the ground was racing at us. Down below, in a grassy field, Julian and his instructor were untangling themselves from their gear. They high-fived and began loading things into a SkyLife van parked nearby.

When we hit land, I lifted my legs like they’d taught so they didn’t shatter on impact. Travis dug his boots into the dirt and brought us to a halt. Julian applauded in my direction and grinned. “You’ll always remember your first time,” he said and winked.

I nodded and imagined throwing Julian out of a plane.

Moments later, the doorman himself came gliding down. He went over to the woman who drove the van. I caught them laughing at Travis, who had gone off on his own in the field, wandering around a small radius, kicking dirt.

The van woman told us all—me, Julian, his instructor, the doorman, Travis—to pose for a photo. Travis had to be dragged back by the elbow by the doorman, who rolled his eyes at Travis and mouthed the word “Domino” to the van woman. She smiled.

“Big smiles and thumbs up, on three!” she said.

Once we got in the van and hit the road, Julian turned to me. “If they’d let me, I’d do it again right now,” he said. The guys in the van laughed, each in turn agreeing that there was nothing quite like the feeling one got floating above the world—that, if there were a way to do so, they would spend their entire lives in freefall. Above this world, everything below looking frozen and tiny. It was a spiritual experience, they said.  

I was stuck next to Julian. Travis sat at the back of the van—behind me again, I thought.

I turned to Travis, but he had his hand in his pocket, fiddling with something, staring out the van’s window into empty passing fields. He was pale and freckled, with a patchy red beard and tired blue eyes. Right, I thought. That’s what he looks like.

“You put your arms out like this and tuck in like that, and the wind just takes you,” the doorman was telling Julian. This was how you could somersault through the air if you jumped on your own.

We pulled up in front of the SkyLife office. I saw my car. I imagined driving back home to my apartment. I thought about the interesting statuettes I’d filled it with. I thought about my sister. I thought about the string of therapists I had burned through. I thought about a nice guy at work, handsome enough, who had asked me to dinner, and how I’d laughed and told him that I didn’t do dates.

I got out of the van and saw Travis walking ahead of me. I jogged up beside him.

“Hey,” I said, and reached out for his arm. I thought I’d thank him. Wish him luck. Offer consolations.

He walked straight past me. I felt like an idiot.

An hour later I was back home. I took a shower and cooked a bisque. As I stirred, I thought about Travis. I had tried, hadn’t I? How rude he’d been, in the end—would it have killed him to acknowledge my existence? Rude, not to mention wildly unprofessional. Some people, it occurred to me, were like that. Transactional. Wrapped up in their own concerns.

A fly buzzed above my bisque, flying through the steam. I swiped it away. It landed on the window by the stove, and without thinking I slammed my hand against the window, squashing the fly. Its body was pressed into the glass. Behind its still-fluttering wings and broken body the sky turned purple with dusk. An airplane, a big one, passed into view. I imagined everyone in the airplane jumping out of it—bankers, federal agents, fathers, mothers, little babies—tumbling through the sky. And—why had I hit that fly? What had it done? I couldn’t help myself. It was instinct. Just how I was wired, I suppose.  

Oh god, I realized—I missed Travis. I turned away from the bisque and began to cry.

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Michael Pershan is a writer and math teacher whose work can be found in HAD, BULL, hex literary, and other places. His website is michaelpershan.com.

Dixon Speaker

Someone’s Dad Saved Him

The grass crunched beneath my feet as I climbed the hill behind the cardboard box factory that fired my uncle for drinking on the job. It’s the hill where fights happened.

The boys were already there. It was Roger The Calculator, Spunk Peterson, Murder Phillips, Kevin The Leprechaun, Dan The Plumber, Randall Collins Washington The Third, Greg The Undertaker’s Son, TC, Bagel Boy, Wisconsin Steve, Billy who only drinks coffee, Young Lewis, and Kiyoshi from Japan. Besides TC they were all ugly. I stood there thumbing my belt loops waiting for them to make a move.

They looked towards Young Lewis. Young Lewis stood up and took off his shirt and I did the same. We slapped our chests like wild gorillas and the sounds reached two crows on a set of power-lines laughing to each other over our dumb idiot species. Greg The Undertaker’s son looked at them longingly. Murder Phillips spit through his teeth. Bagel Boy, TC, and Spunk Peterson all handed money to Roger The Calculator in some secret wager. Kevin the Leprechaun scanned the horizon for police.

I knew I had to get Young Lewis on the ground. Young Lewis learned boxing from his dad who learned from a Puerto Rican drill sergeant he met in The Marines. He was going to try to knock me out. He put his hands up and peered at me over his knuckles which were cracked and dried out in the cold December air.

Me and Young Lewis were fighting because we both wanted to ask Cindy The Centipede to the winter dance. They call her that because she was born all bent out of shape and walked using an apparatus until the second grade, but she doesn’t use the apparatus anymore. Now she walks nice. I liked watching her eat lunch. Same thing every day. Celery sticks, ham and cheese sandwich, bag of Herr’s chips. She even puts a few chips in her sandwich for extra crunch. She never makes a mess. Never getting chip shards all over the table like us, greasy fingers that leave stains on your math homework like us. I liked the way she stayed clean, like during all those years in her apparatus she was able to master fine motor skills at the expense of not being able to walk, like how the blind can tell keys apart by feel.

Or maybe it was just her feminine nature, which is why we fight for them shirtless on frozen hills and not the other way around. Nonetheless, I liked her, I wanted her, and sometimes these things just can’t be explained

Young Lewis wouldn’t tell me what he liked about her, or that he even liked her at all, only that he had already called asking her to the dance and that Dan The Plumber heard him say it, which meant nothing to me because Dan The Plumber is a liar. My dad said his dad, who is also Dan The Plumber, is a liar too, which is why we stopped using him and now use our neighbor’s son Tommy who fixes our garage door but knows about plumbing too. I got in Young Lewis’s face when he told me and I just said we’ll settle it on the hill and he said you don’t mean that Carl, not for The Centipede, and I walked away squeezing my nails into my fists and breathing hard out of my nose while Dan The Plumber cleared his throat in the background like he always does.

The funny thing about it and what shows you how dumb we are is that we don’t know if Cindy The Centipede wants to go to the dance with either of us. She probably wants to go with TC like the rest of the girls. They want to go with TC so bad they ask him out! Salty Sandy, Hubcap Betty, Erika Who Eats Wax, and Judy Belkins Ross all asked him to the dance during the same lunch period. TC, as nice as he is, didn’t want to hurt their feelings, so he told them all he couldn’t go due to a surprise family vacation and plans to stay home and play Euchre with his grandmother from Ukraine.

Young Lewis shuffled towards me suddenly. He moved much faster than I expected. I looked at his belly for a chance to shoot his waist. I planned to form-tackle him but I slipped on the ice and almost lost my balance. Young Lewis was totally hairless on his chest besides one gross vine crawling out of his bellybutton. I crouched low, ready to shoot, and my foot slipped again. Oh fuck it! I swung my arms back but before I could shift my weight forward again Young Lewis flipped his shoulders square, so fast, so effortless, and his right fist shot out of hiding like a viper.

I ducked just in time or I was looking at a trip to the dentist and possibly drinking my holiday dinners through a straw. It was a direct hit to the top of my skull. It felt like he shattered a brick over my head. My vision closed up and the next thing I know I’m leaning back into Billy who only drinks coffee. Young Lewis was on the ground wailing. You broke my hand, Carl! Carl, you broke my fuckin’ hand! Billy who only drinks coffee whispered in my ear. You’re a pussy Carl. His breath smelled like burnt coffee. Light Roast. Get your coffee breath out of my face Billy, I said, are your parents too poor to buy you a toothbrush?

He shoved me hard in the back and sent me spinning into Kiyoshi from Japan who caught me gently, his quiet and steady breathing unaltered by my impact. He placed both palms flat on my shoulder blades. The world slowed down around me. Kiyoshi took his hands off me ever so slightly as my lungs filled with cold air. I was still reeling from Young Lewis’s pot-shot. How are you liking America so far, Kiyoshi? I asked him. Oh, I like it very much, Carl. Your English has really improved, you know that Kiyoshi? Thank you, Carl.

Kiyoshi lifted me upright. My vision was starting to return. It was snowing now and things were breaking up. Wisconsin Steve walked up the hill towards where his bike was locked to the jungle gym. Bagel Boy, TC, and Spunk Peterson were all standing around Roger The Calculator watching him count money. Greg the Undertaker’s Son wandered off towards the crows and was trying to scale the telephone pole with his belt. Murder Phillips was filing his nails with a pumice stone. Kevin the Leprechaun and Billy who only drinks coffee were now in a fight of their own over god knows what. They had each other in headlocks and rolled down the hill hurling insults until they got stuck under a pricker bush. Randall Collins Washington the Third was comforting Young Lewis who was now in the fetal position silently clutching his mangled hand.

It started snowing harder. I could barely make out Greg The Undertaker's son in the distance struggling to negotiate the transformer at the top of the telephone pole.

Kiyoshi still held me, hands steady as ever. Do they have snow in Japan, Kiyoshi? Yes, Carl. We hosted the Winter Olympics in 1998. No shit Kiyoshi, how about that, you learn something new every day. We both looked at Randall Collins Washington the Third and Young Lewis. Kiyoshi and I squinted in the heavy snow. Is he still breathing, Kiyoshi? I don’t know, Carl, he said, which was an honest answer. Alright Kiyoshi, I better go see what the deal is.

Kiyoshi gave me a push and sent me marching sideways towards the boys in the snow. I glanced back just in time to see Kiyoshi leave the earth and fly away, off the hill, over Kevin the Leprechaun and Billy who only drinks coffee pinching each other in the pricker bush, over Greg The Undertaker’s Son frozen to the telephone pole, over the cardboard box factory where my uncle got fired for drinking on the job, and off towards the condominium village where all the immigrant families live and where I hoped to get a job lifeguarding at the pool this summer.

I tried using my arms to shield my face from the snow. It was useless. I looked around, which was a mistake, because the now blinding white blizzard behind me was the same as in front of me as well. I tried to stop walking but standing still felt no different either. I thought about Cindy The Centipede and why I got myself into such a mess over a girl I didn’t have the guts to talk to. Then I thought of her face, her smile, and it started to make more sense. I could see her bright white teeth shining through the storm.

Just then my knee hit a weird snowbank. Hmphrunjkuh, it said. Is that you Young Lewis? No, it’s me, Randall Collins, is that TC? No, it’s Carl, this fight’s not over, I came to finish the job. You bastard, he said. I’m just kidding Randall, I came over to check on Young Lewis. I reached out and grabbed Randall Collins Washington’s hands. He was shaking all over in just a T-Shirt. Jesus, Randall, you’re freezing, where’s your coat? I gave it to Young Lewis, he said. You better go warm up, I told him. I’ll look after Young Lewis from here. Thanks Carl, which way should I go? Just feel the ground with your hands and crawl uphill, you’ll hit the street eventually. If you hit a pricker bush that means you went the wrong way, but don’t worry, Billy and Kevin the Leprechaun are in there so just crawl in with them and ride out this storm, it’s bound to be over soon. Thanks Carl, he said, and Randall Collins Washington the Third crawled off slowly into the storm towards his fate.

I got down on the ground and snuggled in behind Young Lewis who was wrapped in Randall Collins Washington’s dad’s Peacoat. His dad left it stored at the dry cleaners after moving to Dallas with his secretary. Randall Collins came to school late the day his dad emptied the bank accounts and moved out, finding his mother crumpled in the laundry room clinging to a pile of clean towels. The guidance counselor walked Randall to his seat, whispered something into his ear, and left. I asked him if everything was okay and without looking up he said to me, I am the last one, Carl, I am the last Randall Collins Washington.

No one understood why he kept the peacoat and wore it regularly every winter since. It must be the quality, because Young Lewis felt warm and comfortable in my embrace. He was still whimpering slightly, clutching his twisted right hand.

When I regained my senses after getting cracked on the head I decided I was going to kill Young Lewis. I moved my arms up his chest. He flinched. Watch out for my hand, Carl, he said. I carefully negotiated his shattered fingers and wrist. I was going to crunch his Adam’s Apple. I gripped my right hand with my left and positioned the bottom knuckle of my thumb just below his throat. When Young Lewis spoke again his voice was hoarse. What’s your favorite sport, Carl? I had to think about it for a second. Baseball, probably. You're a much better football player, he said. Maybe, but I like playing for my dad. Oh yeah, Young Lewis said, your dad is the best coach. Something about the way his throat was moving told me was smiling.

Everyone loved playing for my dad because he knows a lot about the game but still approached it with a light and casual attitude. He would lean back on his heels and grin while the other dads blew their tops over missed calls or arguing balls and strikes. After one or two games with a new team he could provide in just a few words some minor adjustment that would improve a player’s hitting far more than an off-season’s worth of expensive lessons. And at the end of season party after a few margaritas he would jump in the pool and indulge the boys in an hour of rough-housing, something that always left us cackling like hyenas.

I slowly lowered my hands, weakened with a wave of affection that blooms on some days during the normal life of an idiot son when you stumble once again upon the truth that you are lucky because you have a good dad.

Hey Young Lewis, do you have any more room in that peacoat? I’m freezing my ass off out here. Sure Carl, he said, just be careful of my hand, please.

I climbed over Young Lewis, careful not to touch his mutilated hand. I slithered into his chest. He used his one good hand to wrap me up in the wings of the peacoat and button me inside. Wow, this is great, I said. I know, he said, I think Randall Collins’s dad running off with that woman might have saved my life. I didn’t respond to that but thought to myself that someone’s dad saved him, and we both settled into a calm and synchronous breathing cycle, daydreaming about what we both wanted to be some day, coaching our sons, letting them play drums on our bare stomachs on a couch in a beach house in June, teaching them to spin throw-pillows like basketballs, wiring them money at college.

The snow was still coming down hard but bound to stop soon. We were warm inside the peacoat and were smiling with one another, thinking about the sky we knew was still blue, what was for lunch on Monday, and naturally of Cindy the Centipede crunch crunch crunching on her sandwich with her clean white teeth.

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Dixon Speaker is a writer living in Philadelphia. His work can be found in X-R-A-Y Literary Magazine and BULL. He is teaching himself guitar and he recently learned how to hook a bowling ball. He lives with his wife and their tuxedo cat, Minnie, who is the most sensitive of the three. Twitter/X: @DixonSpeaker Bluesky: @dixonspeaker.bsky.social

Christian Jackson

To You, Again and Again

       You were/are/will be a corpse, dead and gone as the autumn leaves covering mom and dad's front yard, raked into piles or mashed into oblivion by the feet of dogs and humans alike, but the thing about autumn leaves is, come autumn, they return. I used to think you only told me that kind of stuff to frighten me. "Time is shaped like a football, we're bound up like the disobedient angels, destined to do this over and over and over again." But the seasons pass like a wheel, dad returns penitent after cursing mom and fate and stumbling out into the dark once again, and I find myself attempting communication with organic matter no different from the autumn leaves that set the lawn aflame every October. The world is full of cycles for those who have the eyes to see.

       After recognizing the cyclical nature of reality and, consequently, believing you had been right all along, I spent weeks throwing up each morning, wishing each night I could escape the, what seemed to me, forbidden knowledge I possessed. Dad drinks more than he used to, and whenever he would leave garbled voicemails in the dark of night, it seemed to me some entity whispered to me from the unreckonable reaches of space where I picture anglerfish-like creatures blink through the void. It tried to tell me I knew too much of this universe. I often wondered if this same knowledge had been your own downfall.

       There are those who believe we're not supposed to be here, that the material world is a prison to be escaped.  I started researching these sorts of things when the claustrophobia became too much. I needed out, I became certain. I needed to break the cycle, and I tried almost everything in the book. I fasted to the point of dry-heaving, I spent hours on the fire escape imagining myself perched on a pillar in whatever desert would form after a molten river had run its course through the city and the buildings were all stomped to dust. I disavowed my flesh and gave myself bruises and stopped taking showers. But all of this only led to me breaking down in front of Taryn. She had been yelling at me like I was a dog, but when I started crying she could only blink at me.

       I needed you. Taryn stopped answering my calls, the counselor from mom and dad's church wanted me to go on some retreat to a camp in Arkansas, but you were the only one who could've guided me through this mess. I gave myself more bruises while wishing I could've had such a revelation while you were still on this cycle or that I could remember all of this the next time we roll around some incomprehensible epoch from now. I exhumed every memory of you searching for any single moment that could have changed how we were but miserably decided there was only ever one way for us to be. We were trapped, just as you said.

       There were good times, I know, like when you hoisted me up on your shoulder and we garbed ourselves in a trench coat to look like one giant man or the time you led our two man expedition into Taryn's room pretending to be an astronaut on a dangerous planet. You used tongs from the kitchen to recover long-forgotten garments and Gatorade bottle mold terrariums from under the bed like they were yet-to-be-catalogued alien species. I'm smiling just writing all this out.

       But I'm also saddened by the idea you maybe hated me the whole time, because all it took was a tick on the clock and you'd turn vicious. Even though you snickered from inside the trench coat as I deepened my voice and pretended to be a new neighbor coming to say hello to our parents, I remembered you getting upset with me for not being able to clear my throat like a grown up. Or I'd ask how work had been that day, and you'd throw something at me. But I'm guilty for my own share of cruelty as well. I didn't actually think you were fat, I only called you that so you'd chase me around the house.

       I still have trouble some mornings, not feeling like I can catch a good breath, but I had a dream about you a few nights ago. We were talking with some friends I didn't recognize in a stairwell at our old high school, and when the others went off to class or wherever and left us alone, you wrapped your arms around me tight and giggled as I cried for you. And every morning since, it's felt good to breath. Dreams are just dreams, I know that, but I keep thinking maybe you did it.

       My brain feels like a piece of tape that's been placed and ripped off over and over, so I stopped trying to figure out what I believe about you or the universe for the time being. All I know is you were/are/will be a corpse, maybe an uncountable amount of times, but that scenario would also demand you were/are/will be taking me by the arm and gently leading me into the terror of Taryn's biohazardous bedroom. You were/are/will be taking me on long, summer drives in the country, blasting music I could never have fathomed beforehand. We were/are/will be laughing and wrestling and calling each other mean names and scaring our parents and skinning our knees, and I'll get to smile upon remembering all of these moments again and again.

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Christian Jackson is a writer born and raised in Lexington, KY, where he also earned his undergraduate degree in English from the University of Kentucky.

Keith Woodruff

The Headlines

People want to shoot the message now, not the messenger. White House Claims Domestic Terrorism lights a Tranquility candle, kneels and prays. As a touch of self-care, another reads E.E. Cummings' best love poems. Imagines the rain's small hands. No one is taking down the temperature, so they will. They're calling in sick, letting every call go to voice mail. Swipe-trashing texts with a whack-a-mole intensity as fast as they come in. Where are you? Trash. Hey, what's going on? Pick up! Trash. They're tired of being red meat for doom scrollers, of trending on basement screens that blue the faces of incels, of feeling complicit in driving the country insane with around the clock heartbreak and outrage. Many stare questioningly at themselves in mirrors. Am I fake?  Click bait? Holding hands, two Musk headlines jump off a bridge to their death. Some go mad, rewrite themselves to resist. Scientists Call Record Temperature a 'Warning Shot' chugs Xanax like they're Skittles. All the Lizzo and Sharon Stone "claps back" headlines feel pointless, stupid ... the reality tv of headlines. They're checking in with their therapists. Their AA sponsors. They're huddling over cups of soothing golden Chamomile. Oklahoma School Shooting puts headphones on and sobs. Thinks some of The Smiths' lyrics would make better headlines. In a bar, they try and drink away their shame with shots that burn going down. Taylor's Wedding Plans Put on Hold has three too many and shoves ICE Agent Shoots Protester With Nonlethal Round Point-Blank and screams "you are such a fucking draaaaaag!" Many pair up, take comfort in each other's arms. The next morning some headlines are jumbled: Greenland Accepts Venezuelan Peace Prize. In Minnesota, as she packs their lunches, Mother of 3 Shot and Killed imagines the things her own kids would miss, like the sayings that aren't really sayings she writes and puts in their lunches: A dream of stars never loses. A mouse in the night needs no friend. Love hard and empty your basket. Hopes she'll always remember to tell them she loves them madly when she walks out the door for what could at any time be the last time.

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Keith Woodruff lives in San Antonio, TX with a backyard full of moody tomato plants. His poetry has appeared in RHINO, Tupelo Quarterly, New World Writing Quarterly and is forthcoming in DMQ. His flash and micro writing has appeared in Wigleaf, Bending Genres, JMWW and is forthcoming in Emerge LJ, NUNUM, Pithead Chapel, Heavy Feather Review and Identity Theory. He is thrilled to be appearing in Does It Have Pockets for the first time. Read him in Best Small Fictions 2017, 2019 and at www.keithawoodruff.com. He was awarded a 2018 Pushcart Prize.

Keith J. Powell

Tongue Tied

The new French Ambassador was patient zero, confidently telling the young reporter that he wasn’t willing to concede her ruby grapefruit nipples and tits. We sat in stunned silence, taking in his strange jumble of words, thinking we were merely witnessing a career engulfed in an act of spectacular self-immolation. We didn’t understand we were watching history.

Worldwide and virtually overnight, lust began manifesting as a peculiar profane verbal aphasia. Researchers floundered. Prophylactics failed. Vaccines fizzled. So, eventually, we all just shook our heads and tried to get on with it. Not that it’s been easy.  

Your boss compliments you on a stellar fuck stick at the Monday morning huddle? Aroused. Order a grande soymilk twat constellation from the goth barista? She knows. Receiving communion and the bulldog-faced priest offers you the bonnet of cock wobble? Turned on. Thanksgiving and your cousin with the tittering laugh asks if you mind diddling the tulips? 

And it’s not as though innocent slips of the tongue went extinct, either. In fact, tragically, it’s estimated that innocent tongues slipping are today among the leading causes of divorce. True, it’s much easier to suss out partners for affairs and casual dalliances, but that’s a thin silver lining, not worth the hours we all spend sitting with our legs crossed in HR seminars, avoiding eye contact.

Anyway, that’s why the French were outlawed, and today people mostly text.

Bone Removal in 30 Minutes or Your Money Back

Kids call it “Going Bucket” or “Puddle Chic.” A trend birthed by a 90s-era goth rocker rumored to have had a rib removed for purposes of self-pleasure. It percolated there on the periphery of cool for years, but after three decades, a rib hardly seemed Metal anymore. The blue-haired K-pop singer took it to the next level by having his right femur removed. Suddenly, even soccer moms wanted in on the craze.

People on a budget inevitably end up at my shop — legally, I can’t call it a clinic. No one knows I meticulously preserve every carpus, coccyx, and clavicle I extract, storing them in plastic freezer bags for the future.

Like all trends, this one too will collapse. People will get bored and decide they want more bones, not less. They’ll crave fascinating protrusions extending out from their foreheads and limbs. They’ll call it “Going Full Wolverine” or “Triceratopsing” and when they do, you better believe I’ll be ready.

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Keith J. Powell is a writer and editor based in Ohio. He is co-founder and managing editor of Your Impossible Voice and the author of the flash fiction chapbook Sweet Nothings Are a Diary If You Know How to Read Them (ELJ Editions). Visit keithjpowell.com for more.

Jessica Klimesh

Rusty’s Razor

        My boss said it was a promotion, transporting me to America and making me a human named Gail, twenty-two years old. “Twenty-two,” he said, “because humans value youthfulness there.” I said, “Is twenty-two really considered youthful? Why not twelve or thirteen?” And his face flushed furious and he said, “No, that would be too young. American humans don’t care about live children. Haven’t you ever seen the news? They let them get shot at school over and over again.” He paused before adding, “Don’t make me regret this promotion.”

         I nodded and didn’t say anything else, but now my youthful skin suit itches, hot prickles of angst. “If you’d seen the news,” my boss had said, “you’d also know that the humans there are beginning to suspect. They know about mutables.”

         Rusty, the bartender, is pouring Dan and me generous shots of what Rusty calls mood enhancers, saying “Let’s toast Gail!” and “Let’s all drink to Gail!” And after each drink, it seems like the temperature goes up, hotter and hotter, but the mood enhancers are doing their thing, so I just yell along with Rusty and the other patrons, “Yes, let’s all drink to Gail!” And then I remember I’m Gail, so I say, “I mean, let’s all drink to me!” 

         After the fourth round, Dan says, “Hey, Gail, wanna get out of here?” He puts his hand on my shoulder, fiddles with the curly strands of my blonde hair. I feel another rush of warmth and look toward the vents on the wall. It’s too warm. These human suits weren’t made for such heat.

         I just met Dan tonight, but he seems friendly, keeps smiling alright, twirling my hair in his fingers. It seems that humans always smile a lot when they have these mood enhancers, so it must be okay, but I also remember my boss saying not to get too comfortable. “You’ve got a job to do, and your age—Gail’s age—is a vulnerable one. And you’re green,” he said, and because I knew he was already doubting my competency, I didn’t want to ask what he meant by “green.” Surely he wasn’t referring to my real skin, underneath all the layers. So now I keep looking for seams on Dan, wondering if maybe he can see mine. Or if he suspects, even a little. But, I mean, at a place like Rusty’s Razor? So far from any metropolis?

         I say to Rusty, “Rusty, my man, what about some A/C, you know?” I try to say it like a twenty-two-year-old human would.

         And then Dan says, more persistently now, “Gail, let’s go somewhere else. You know, quieter. And maybe not so…warm.”

         “Oh, Dan-Dan-Danny-boy Dan,” I say, “I don’t even know your last name. Or, like, what you do. Or, ha ha, if you’re married.”

         “But does any of that really matter?” he says.

         “Well,” I say, “what if you’re one of those mutables, you know? Those extraterrestrials, ha ha. Those infiltrators. What if you’re not who you say you are? Because, you know.”

         Rusty, he’s watching us. I mean to say, he’s watching me. He flips a switch on the wall, the A/C, I assume, fixates his eyes on me. He’s got shocks of gray hair that stick out like he’s put his finger in a socket. And stubble, which I like, but I can just imagine it tearing my skin if he kissed me. Which I think about after last week, when, after three rounds of mood enhancers, I showed him the little daisy tat on my boobie. He said, “Put that away, Gail.” And I said, “Alright, alright,” giggling the way Gail would. I mean, it wasn’t even my real boobie, though he wouldn’t have known that. And not a real tattoo either. All that skin covering skin covering skin. But I’m sure he’s a non-mutable. That is to say, I’m sure Rusty’s human. One of those humans that don’t trust mutables. I mean to say, that don’t want us—them—here. On Earth.

         “I think it’s all just fear mongering,” Dan says. “Do you really believe they exist, mutables?”

         And then Rusty pours us another one, and the way he looks at me, I’m wondering if he wants to see that daisy again.

         “Ha ha,” I say to Dan, “who knows?” I try to pitch the question in a casual way, waving my arm in the air, but I accidentally knock over Dan’s glass, and that’s when I feel it all going wrong.

         “Rusty,” I say, “hey, barkeep, what did you maybe give us in that last shot? Because boy oh boy oh boy it’s hot in here.” And I can only think of melting, of my toes clumping together in my Docs, and how my mini-skirt might just be too short now because there are seams, seams everywhere, though maybe it’s my imagination. “Oh, hello, Rusty,” I say, “what about that A/C?”

         And he just looks at me, and I glance at Dan, who says, “So, Gail, I really think we should get out of here, you know?” He stands up but looks dizzy. Or maybe it’s me who’s spinning.

         “Uh, okay,” I say, trying to keep my tone light. But I can feel a burning in my chest now. I can smell ash and fumes. I touch Dan’s arm then, to steady myself, and when I do, I notice how hot it is. So hot you could fry an egg on it.

         “Wha—?” I say.

         “Oh, yeah,” Dan says, “that happens, you know?” And then he stares me down so hard that I know he knows, and I stare back so that he knows I know, too. But what I don’t know is if he’s here to save me or sacrifice me. If he’s really one of us—of me. Or if it’s a ploy. Either way, though, if Dan’s overheating, it can only mean one thing. That we don’t have much time.

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Jessica Klimesh (she/her) is a US-based writer and writing coach whose creative work has appeared or is forthcoming in The Spotlong Review, Ghost Parachute, Milk Candy Review, Flash Frog, Gone Lawn, and Gooseberry Pie, among others. Her work was selected for Best Microfiction 2025 and Best of the Net 2025. Learn more at jessicaklimesh.com.

M.R. Lehman Wiens

         1 And then on the fourth day of his solitude, the Prophet heard the voice of God.

         God spake thusly:

         “Thou art a rotten worm, Braden. Be grateful that I speak to you, and do not banish you from my sight.”

         “Oh LORD,” said Braden, “How am I a worm if there are so many people that love me?”

         “Fool! Those that speak kind words to you at dawn curse your back at sunset. You must show them the truth.”

         Braden bowed low, pressing his head to the carpet of his Chicago apartment.

         “And what must I do, LORD?”

         “Thou must die, Braden. Take the pen in thy hand, and stab it through your eye.”

         And Braden did hesitate, unsure in the LORD.

         “Why do you tarry? Do you not believe?”

~

Braden twirled the pen in his fingers, spinning it around and around his thumb, the weight perfectly balanced. It was too easy to think of the pen piercing his eye, popping it like an overripe grape. Past the eye, further into his skull, more pressure would be required to break through the layer of bone protecting the brain, a shattering he would feel echoing through his body.

He set the pen down, and it rolled away from him, sliding across the desk to clatter on the uneven floorboards below. It kept rolling until it hit the baseboard, and he left it there.

Braden shivered, blinking to clear his mind.

Outside, the rain was still coming down, a dull drone on his window that made the apartment feel like a womb. He could barely see downtown through the deluge, whole towers hidden by the unrelenting storm. When he’d moved in, he’d audibly said,

“Wow. I’ll never get tired of that view.”

But now, three weeks into lockdowns and working from home, the landscape outside his window was forcing his window in, the glass almost bulging, shrinking his already small apartment. Window, door, walls. It was all part of the same cage. He didn’t want to work, didn’t want to relax, didn’t want to sleep. He wanted to run.

His computer chimed with a company email, and he turned off the oscillating fan that kept his mouse moving back and forth, maintaining his status on ‘Active, online’.

“Braden, do you have the Q2 internal reports? We need them for tomorrow.”

“Yeah, they’ll be there by EOD.”

He ran the macro he’d built his second week of work, and the report appeared before him in an instant. Attaching it to a fresh email, he scheduled the send for 4:43, a six hour delay. The first time he’d created a quarterly report, it had taken him nearly a full work day to gather the data. He saw the advantage in continuing to cultivate that expectation.

He tossed a breakfast burrito in the microwave, and turned on the Playstation.

~

2 And yet before the midday sun rose, God did speak to his prophet again, and the prophet did hear.

God spake thusly:

“Braden, thou shalt open the window, and fall to the ground, descending to the earth like the rains I send from heaven.”

“But LORD,” said Braden, “I am not a bird. Surely if I am to leap from the window I will perish.”

“Does my prophet not trust? Have I not provided for you, blessed you with a television and a PS5 and cushy work-from-home employment in these trying times?”

“You have provided, LORD.”

“Then jump.”

~

He was lost in New York City, swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper, a flash of blue and red spandex that traveled higher and higher. At last, he came to a tower that dwarfed the others, a shining behemoth that cast its shadow far across the city. He scaled it, running up the side in a feat of super human ability, reaching the observation deck in seconds. Soon, he was balanced on the top of the antenna, the rest of the city shrunk to lines and boxes.

Braden pulled up the menu, scrolled to ‘Save’, and named the file.

DO NOT DELETE

Then, he closed the menu, and jumped.

The edges of his vision blurred, wind that had been barely a whisper growing to the roar of a freight train as he sped towards the earth. He could save himself, the entire nature of his character placing salvation a single spider-web away.

I just want to see how close I can get, Braden thought, his thumb hovering over the button, ready to push it, waiting for the moment just before the inevitable.

When the character hit the ground, the screen flashed red. The body bounced on the sidewalk, rag-dolled into a pedestrian, and lay still. His thumb hadn’t moved.

He pulled up the menu, scrolled down, and hit ‘Load’.

He was balanced on top of the antenna, the rest of the city shrunk to lines and boxes.

He jumped.

~

3 And the LORD did speak in the dark and the stillness of the night, His true voice coming to his prophet on the whiskers of a mouse.

“Braden. Write down what I am to tell you.”

And the LORD’s prophet did scramble through his bedside table, retrieving a pen and a stained Chinese takeout menu.

“My prophet, you have weathered my trials and remained true. Now take my message to the masses, deliver it unto them, and spread my word.”

Then Braden the prophet did write, and write, and write, until the morning sun birthed a new day.

~

“You know the homeless people that you see that are talking to themselves?”

His therapist raised an eyebrow. The expression froze, but Braden couldn’t tell if it was his crappy internet or Dr. Long’s sustained skepticism.

“I mean, most times they’re people who are sitting quietly with a sign or a cup, or they’ll play music, what’s that called, bussing?”

“Busking,” the video unfroze and jumped ahead, allowing Dr. Long’s lips to form the last half of the word.

“Yeah, busking. But sometimes they’re talking to themselves, or even yelling, and when you get close, it’s all nonsense, not even a cogent conspiracy theory, just words strung together.”

“What’s your point here, Braden?”

“They don’t know they’re crazy, do they? I mean, whatever they’re saying, it makes sense to them.”

“Well, I think we’re all doing what makes sense to us.”

“Exactly! How is that not terrifying? We’re all just doing what makes sense to us, but how do we know that our senses are right?”

“Are you worried about your sense of right and wrong?” Dr. Long’s eyes darted to the notepad that Braden suspected was just offscreen.

“No,” Braden said, and then paused. Was he, though? If he wasn’t sure what was real, didn’t that equally mean that he didn’t know what proper behavior was? “I mean, yes, but not in the sense that I’m going to do something to hurt myself. More in the sense that I’m worried that what I’m experiencing is…real.”

“You don’t trust yourself? Your own perceptions?”

“I don’t know, Dr. Long,” Braden said. This was the thing he hated about therapy. Sometimes he wanted to vent, but Dr. Long, who always insisted that Braden call him Brian, constantly pushed him to resolve things. Braden would much rather wallow. “I guess I’m just confused.”

“It’s a confusing time.”

“And what am I supposed to do with that? Just live with the confusion?”

“If you can. If you can’t, you need to find something else to help you make sense of things.”

“Like a hobby?”

“No, Braden. More of a reason to keep pushing, something outside of yourself that deserves your attention. Something that hasn’t been derailed by whatever’s gone on the last three weeks.”

Braden considered this. There was a stack of papers on his desk, within reach but outside of the view of his webcam. It was an uneven stack, a combination of napkins and takeout menus and toilet paper and whatever else had been at hand in the middle of his late-night writing frenzy. He hadn’t read it since that night, but what he remembered of it scared him.

“And I believe our time’s up. Same time next week? Hopefully we’ll be past this flatten the curve stage and we can meet in person soon, but I think for now, we’ll stick with video chats.”

~

         4 In those days, a plague was upon the land, a sign of the LORD’s displeasure with an evil ruler and a complacent people.

         The LORD’s prophet Braden heard the call of the LORD, but he did not heed it, and the LORD’s displeasure came upon him as well.

~

         “I can’t get a test, Mom, but yeah. I think I’ve got it.”

         “Haven’t you been masking?”

         “With what, Mom? I’m not a seamstress. I had to get groceries somehow.”

         “Did you even bother to sanitize them once you brought them home?”

         Braden tried to say that there was growing evidence that fomites weren’t the transmission vector people thought they were, but his mother’s voice carried on, an unstoppable wave of sound.

         “Mom, I gotta go — therapy with Dr. Long is in a few minutes,” Braden said, breaking in as soon as his mother paused for a breath.

         “Oh! Well good. Tell him I say hello.”

It was a lie. His next session with Brian wasn’t until Tuesday. His head was pounding, though, and it was hard to talk without coughing. A lecture might have been tolerable before he was sick, but now it was torture.

He took a few swigs of orange juice he couldn’t taste and collapsed into bed.

~

5 “Braden, my prophet, why do you run from my call?” spake the LORD.

“Go away. I’m sick,” replied the LORD’s prophet, with more than a hint of annoyance.

“Ye be sick because I have made it so,” said the LORD. “Receive my call, spread my word, and ye shall be healed.”

And lo, the LORD’s prophet was sickly indeed and turned in his bed toward the face of the LORD.

“You have refused to sacrifice yourself as I have commanded. You have written my words but refuse to spread them.”

And the LORD’s prophet did curse, and blasphemy was full on his lips.

“Despite this, my prophet, I am faithful. Read what you have written, and ye shall be healed. Spill the blood from your wrists, and ye shall be redeemed.”

And then the prophet did sleep.

~

Braden woke up coughing, a deep hacking cough that gripped him like an electric shock, the muscles convulsing and rippling with a demanding power. He reached a shaking hand to the bedside table.

His fingers touched the piece of paper there, and he read words he didn’t remember writing.

~

6 The LORD’s prophet Braden descended to the street with the papers he had written, and he began to declare the LORD’s word in a loud, clear voice, and the people gathered, and were much amazed.

But as they heard his words, they began to whisper among themselves, saying:

“Who is this man that speaks as though he knows the will of God? Isn’t he the schlub from my building, the one in apartment 6F?”

And still others were disgusted, saying:

“He dares to shout on the street, unmasked when sickness lies on the land? He is at best a fool, and at worst he means us all harm.”

Then the anger of the crowd was stirred to action, and they began to stone him. Braden fled from their sight, running to the DuSable Bridge. There he climbed the railing and prepared to jump.

But the spirit of the LORD descended, and carried him away, and the LORD’s prophet thereafter resided in heaven.

~

“Jesus, get him out of there!”

“Oh my god! Call 911!”

The pedestrians on the bridge stared down at the man treading water in the Chicago River. Some pulled out cell phones and dialed emergency numbers. Most continued recording the videos they had started when Braden climbed the railing. The video of his 16-foot plunge and eventual rescue would soon go viral, with the title “Worst Suicide Attempt Ever.”

“What was he shouting about before he jumped?” said a woman to her friend.

“Something about the will of God. Look, one of his papers!”

She grabbed a Chinese takeout menu from its place floating on the wind. Between prices for veggie lo mein and General Tso’s chicken was an untidy scrawl, words thrown onto the page with abandon, connected only by threads of madness.

“My god, that’s sad,” said the first woman. Her friend nodded.

The man in the river below waved his arms, shouting not at any approaching boat, or at the onlookers gathered on the bridge. His quarrel was with heaven.

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M.R. Lehman Wiens is a Pushcart-nominated writer and stay-at-home dad living in Minnesota. His work has previously appeared, or is upcoming in F(r)iction, Short Édition, Consequence, and others. He can be found at lehmanwienswrites.com.

Chelsea Stickle

After Dinner Activity

Hugh sous chef’d in a restaurant so when they roast chicken, he slides the knife behind the wishbone and pops it out in a fluid motion Jane finds deeply attractive. She displays them against the window over the back door. They count their time together in wishbones glowing in the Sunday afternoon sun. Five, ten, fifteen. It’s summer now, and the gnats love landing on them to search for tasty morsels.

“Why do you keep them?” Hugh asks one night as he breaks down the chicken. 

Jane scrubs the latest wishbone delicately like it’s their child’s first bath. “If you make a wish and snap it, you know immediately if you’re geting what you want. With other good luck totems, you just hope it works.”

He hmms, and says, “But it could go wrong.”

On tiptoe Jane tilts the newest wishbone against the others crowding the space. “But you know, and that’s something.”

Hugh stops moving the knife. “Want to try something?”

Sitting across from each other, they grip one side of the wishbone. Connected only via bone, they stare into each other’s eyes. Her, gently. Him, competitively. “Do you know what you want?” she asks.

He smirks. “I do.

Jane wishes for their happiness, and assumes Hugh is wishing for something similar. Hugh wishes for a kayak.

“Ready?” She nods. “Go!”

Hugh’s eagerness made her think he was going to yank it. But he does almost nothing, keeping his thumb and pointer clutched at the base of the v. There’s a twisted tension between them that Jane doesn’t understand. Neither of them is exerting enough force to break the wishbone. Hugh has hand and arm muscles that Jane isn’t even conscious of. He’s stood over a pot of cream and sugar, constantly stirring for an hour or more. He is purposefully waiting for her to make a move, and he can outwait her. Tentatively Jane pulls, and her side breaks off: tiny and thin, little more than a bony toothpick.

“Yes! Yes!” Hugh cheers and hoists the bigger half into the air like it’s the Stanley Cup. In his merriment there is no consideration for Jane. She misses the Hugh that walks on the road-side of the sidewalk, the Hugh who picks the peppers out of her salad if the restaurant forgets, the Hugh who places a pillow under her ass during sex. This Hugh she does not know.

The Disappearance

Without warning the words disappeared between them. For months they had been waning. Nights busy with lowlight grunts and sighs. They hadn’t complained. In the mornings they’d hmm’d to bring attention to a stray bowl, a dropped wallet. Over dinner she had a question that couldn’t be posed in a hmm or a lingering kiss. She wanted to know what they were doing, where they were going. Her mouth opened. A broaching breath as the words danced in her head. Her lips could move, her tongue could follow but words didn’t sound. She frowned, cleared her throat, sipped water. Nothing. He frowned and opened his mouth to ask what was going on. But nothing. Nothing came out of his mouth. He shrugged and held her hand. He didn’t mind. His love language was touch. But she was adrift in an ocean she didn’t remember wading into. Treading water with no land or boat in sight. Tired from all the mindless swimming she’d already done to stay afloat this far. Her legs were lead, her arms copper. Her gears were rusting, slowing, breaking down. He drank her in but didn’t notice the metallic taste in his mouth. That too he’d become accustomed to.

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Chelsea Stickle is the author of the flash fiction chapbooks Everything’s Changing (Thirty West Publishing, 2023) and Breaking Points (Black Lawrence Press, 2021). Her stories appear in Passages North, Fractured Lit, Identity Theory, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and others. Her micros have been selected for Best Microfiction 2021 and 2025, the Wigleaf Top 50 in 2022 and the Wigleaf Longlist in 2023. She lives in Annapolis, MD with her black rabbit George and a forest of houseplants. Learn more at chelseastickle.com.